I've got a guy, on the ground, in Bellefonte, that is going to take the measurements this week. And if his measurements confirm my overhead geometry, I suspect he'll further confirm my assessment of "either he was parking or driving into a telephone pole".
But at this point, I'm not pushing one theory or the other re: the jeep. I'm simply saying we can't be certain if the jeep was cutting through or parking. I can see both sides. Unlike yourself, who dismissed the idea that it could be parking from the outset.
It doesn't take a Mensan to do the geometry. And by the way, you stated you didn't think cars would be there on the other side given the time of day. Well if you look at the security camera footage, and focus in on the top right part of the screen, there are still plenty of cars parked on that street. Its highly unlikely that anyone would consider that lot a safe "cut through" location at that time of day.
I guess this is what separates simple Mensans from us Triple-9ers... it's our attention to detail.