Smiling Bob's smile isn't so, uhm, big right now

[Taximom]

http://cbs5.com/health/Steve.Warshak.male.2.661099.html

CINCINNATI (AP) ― A federal court jury on Friday found the owner of a company that sells "male enhancement" tablets and other herbal supplements guilty of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud and money laundering.

Steve Warshak, whose conviction was reported Friday by The Cincinnati Enquirer, is founder and president of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, which distributes Enzyte and a number of products alleged to boost energy, manage weight, reduce memory loss and aid restful sleep.

Television ads for Enzyte feature "Smiling Bob," a goofy, grinning man whose life gets much better after he uses the product, which allegedly boosted his sexual performance.

Warshak, 40, could face more than 20 years in prison and his company could have to forfeit tens of millions of dollars. (more at link)

 

[deanws]

So basically, when you ordered this stuff they kept on sending it to you and charging your credit card even though you cancelled the order!?!?! Losers. I hope they lose their azz!

 

[Taximom]

I wonder if he counted on men being too embarrassed to say they got ripped off?

 

[MeoW333]

I wonder if he counted on men being too embarrassed to say they got ripped off?

He probably did.. now when fellow inmates ask him what he's in for, he can be embarrassed..

 

[golfmom]

I always thought those commercials were funny, but try explaining them to little ones :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:

 

[philamena]

Best commercials on tv, for adults of course.

 

[Taximom]

I did enjoy these commercials. Perhaps he can work in advertising when he's out of jail. Smiling Bob could have had his own tv series!

 

[SeriouslySearching]

OMG! The Smiling Bob tv series. Too funny!

I feel badly for all the people who were taken in by that schmuck, but glad they finally did something. Now, they need to turn to Viagra instead...which is what they should have done in the first place. There is a reason that medication is prescription.

 

[heavenlydaze]

I always thought those commercials were funny, but try explaining them to little ones :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:

:laugh: 'Little' Ones????

 

[RiverRat]

Hmmmm.....well, I can't say that this was a very Uplifting story.

 

[GlitchWizard]

I had a friend who used the "smiling bob" photograph as his picture on a dating site. (He's married now, actually.)

 

[deanws]

Hmmmm.....well, I can't say that this was a very Uplifting story.

BAAAAAAAHHAAA! LOL..good one RR!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[White Rain]

C'mon yall, you're being too HARD ON smiling Bob.
Sorry...couldn't help myself.

 

[deanws]

C'mon yall, you're being too HARD ON smiling Bob.
Sorry...couldn't help myself.

LMAO!!! Yall are killing me!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[GlitchWizard]

Bob BAITED people with promises of pills that give them larger penises.
Then he gave them fake pills, instead.

He appears to have made lots of money by BATING people. I'd say he's a MASTER baiter.

 

[deanws]

Bob BAITED people with promises of pills that give them larger penises.
Then he gave them fake pills, instead.

He appears to have made lots of money by BATING people. I'd say he's a MASTER baiter.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OMGosh.....I am now wiping tears off my face! My stomach hurts from laughing at this thread!

 

[GlitchWizard]

Whomever asked what you tell the little ones about the commercials... I told my daughter that the natural male enhancement meant his smile was enhanced.

 

[deanws]

Whomever asked what you tell the little ones about the commercials... I told my daughter that the natural male enhancement meant his smile was enhanced.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Nice answer.

 

[GlitchWizard]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Nice answer.

She didn't believe me.

My dad said he tried it and it didn't enhance his golf swing at all.

 

[deanws]

She didn't believe me.

My dad said he tried it and it didn't enhance his golf swing at all.

I knew it was a rip off from the very beginning. A pill can't do that. :crazy: At least according to the FDA.