How would she even work something like that into a conversation?
"Oh, after you mow, could you please weed-eat the back part of the house out by those trees, would you like some lemonade? And, also, get that posion ivy pulled up because I have children and I don't want them getting into it. My husband is very allergic so he can't do it, and by the way speaking of my husband would you mind terribly doing me a favor and killing him for me? More lemonade? Also need to have some of that scrub removed from down by the gate, its hard to open and close the gate with so much growth there. And my husband, who I wish you would kill, won't have time to get to it as he works 9am to 4pm Monday through Fridays but sometimes works from home on Fridays, and that's when I get a sitter and go to the gym, so he is home alone. Ever notice how secluded it is out here? We love it, you hardly even hear cars come down the lane it's so secluded, certainly could not hear something like a gun going off or even notice a strange car coming or going up the lane....So anyway how much do I owe you for today, $50.00? Plus an extra $1500.00 as a little "tip" for the favor of helping me with my husband problem...have you ever seen the pictures of me when I was a bodybuilder?
Let me show you....."