The law of attraction. It's like magnets on a refrigerator. And vibrating. And anal sex. And masturbation. I was in fear of my life. I would have to record the vibrating and the universe and the anal sex and the bent and broken finger in my journal. It's all about eternity. I was in fear of my life. And my pencil was broken, and my finger was bent, so I couldn't record my suicidal thoughts in my journal. But then I persevered through the pain, and wrote about all of it in my journal, and then I had to tear out the negativity. It was symbolic. I had to get rid of the vibrating pages, because of the law of attraction. And anal sex.
"And that's why I had to kill him. It's simple."
(satire)