Man charged for sex with inflatable raft

[MagicRose99]

Um... maybe someone could buy him a rubber sex doll? That might assist him in his *ahem* problem...

 

[Ausgirl]

To each their own man

... whatever floats his boat?

 

[TrackerSam]

... whatever floats his boat?

That's the problem. He needs to keep his boat in dry dock.

 

[txsvicki]

He seems to have a problem with keeping his toys indoors and private. He seems more like a flasher and even exposed himself to a cop. One neighbors says he's a nice guy!

 

[Schuby]

Some men just want to see the world burn.

 

[mysteriew]

I thought this sounded familiar and sure enough, he's an old friend of ours.
Man charged for sex with inflatable raft - Websleuths Crime Sleuthing Community

Yeah I remembered him too. So far that we know of he has been caught with a stolen raft, another raft and an inflatable pumpkin.

And at least twice he has begged not to get arrested, said he was sick and said he needed help. And that is why he is on community control, he was supposed to be getting help. Either it didn't work, or he didn't seek help.

 

[mysteriew]

Boy he would be easy to shop for on Christmas. Anything inflatable.

 

[Ausgirl]

Some men just want to see the world burn.

Or.. in this guy's case.. burn rubber.

I have an overactive pun gland today. :facepalm:

 

[Ausgirl]

and an inflatable pumpkin.

As a person who has cucurbitophobia, I don't know whether to laugh or cry..

...

......okay, I laughed.

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

This adds a whole new dimention to "pool party".

 

[montana_16]

I think he misunderstood when he heard the advice- "Always use a ru_ _ er."

 

[Gardenlady]

:floorlaugh:

Hilarious thread, love all of your posts!

:floorlaugh:

 

[Ausgirl]

How many times before they lock him in a rubber room?

Pretty sure he's not supposed to be -rewarded- for this behaviour..

 

[TrackerSam]

Boy he would be easy to shop for on Christmas. Anything inflatable.

He'd be too busy on the front lawn with the inflatable Santa and Frosty. Run Rudolf run.

 

[FigTree]

I knew I shouldn't have pressed the thread title...
I cant stop laughing - the pumpkin almost did me in :floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[Ausgirl]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtbPFmrtkhU"]Tim Minchin - Inflatable You - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Linda7NJ]

http://m.wlwt.com/news/man-faces-new-accusations-of-having-sex-with-pool-float/26439194

A man with a previous record of public indecency was arrested Wednesday morning, accused of performing sexual acts on a pool float for a third time.

Police said Edwin Tobergta, 35, was seen having simulated sex with a pink life raft on Route 4 at about 8 a.m.

Witnesses said Tobergta was nude and in view of nearby businesses and passing cars.

More ...way more...at link


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[cuffem]

Before this thread turns to funny/joke comments please keep in mind this person could be mentally ill and there is a problem with the stigma and care of the mentally ill in the US.I hope this person gets the help he needs.

 

[Linda7NJ]

A family member has said he has mental issues.

Personally, I'm thankful he prefers pool floats, not children or animals.


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[FL Wannabe]

I think the problem is not the pool floats, it's that he does it in full view of the public.

And, he just was released from prison for this same crime after serving an eleven month sentence - I think he was released in May.

They should be able to mandate mental health services for this person. It's obvious that jail time is not a deterrent.