Woman goes to hospital in vaginal pain has dead turtle inside her

[imstilla.grandma]

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[gregjrichards]

“A police source in Tenerife said: "This incident did happen and the reports are true. The woman does not know how the reptile ended up where it did and we don't either."

The woman suffered a "serious infection'' from the dead animal, believed to be a freshwater turtle and police have opened an investigation into the incident.

"The duty doctors inspected her and saw that her discomfort was due to the fact that the woman, who lives on the island, had a dead turtle inside her vagina which had caused a serious infection," police said.”
Doctors find turtle inside woman's vagina after having pain

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Maybe she is too mortified to admit she put a turtle inside her and/or worried about prosecution for animal abuse. I just can’t imagine a sex offender using a turtle as a foreign object for sexual assault. This is so bizarre and unbelievable.

 

[spangled]

Well I was strong enough to scroll past this three times before it got the better of me.

Brits abroad hey, what are we like

 

[steverogers]

As someone who has seven pet turtles living in my house that I occasionaly allow to roam about they love to hide and burrow and my aquatic turtles eat fish could be an accident but doubtful.She would have known this guy was there.

 

[imstilla.grandma]

As someone who has seven pet turtles living in my house that I occasionaly allow to roam about they love to hide and burrow and my aquatic turtles eat fish could be an accident but doubtful.She would have known this guy was there.View attachment 148384

Love it! Thanks

 

[Bit of hope]

Then there was Mary Toft.

LOL

 

[whisperOFwings]

Oh my, this is a weird one.
I can't think of anything to say, my mind just went kaput
Yep, I got nothing

 

[calicoco]

One thing not to do - do NOT attempt to recall the old INXS tune "The Devil Inside" and sing along, replacing the word "devil" with "turtle." No. Don't.

 

[bears10]

Lol. But what woman wouldn't even know something was crawling into her vagina??? That's what I would like to know. Well maybe not but even the turtle entering without being detected seems impossible to me. Jmo

A drugged one.

 

[MaryG12]

Better a turtle than a mushroom.

Or a snake.

 

[John Divney]

Was this perchance a box turtle?

 

[charminglane]

Was this perchance a box turtle?

No, snapping.

 

[steverogers]

That tortoise in that picture in the article was a decent size tortoise and would have had to be put into the body.

 

[steverogers]

Three turtles who are not spelunkers.

 

[bears10]

Well everyone can make all the jokes they want.

But the woman suffered a serious infection and is declining to give a statement, so I’m sure she’s mortified. If it’s true that she was partying with a a group of guys and has no recollection of the night, I’m inclined to believe she’s a sexual assault victim. I wouldn’t put it past a bunch of drunk jerks to do something so absurd just for the lulz. If she was a willing participant, why would she have waited days to get care? Regardless of what happened, I hope she’s feeling okay.

 

[Mariel Van Arkle]

Well everyone can make all the jokes they want.

But the woman suffered a serious infection and is declining to give a statement, so I’m sure she’s mortified. If it’s true that she was partying with a a group of guys and has no recollection of the night, I’m inclined to believe she’s a sexual assault victim. I wouldn’t put it past a bunch of drunk jerks to do something so absurd just for the lulz. If she was a willing participant, why would she have waited days to get care? Regardless of what happened, I hope she’s feeling okay.

Exactly...I don't think this is funny at all and fail to see the humor in crude jokes about the incident.

 

[bears10]

Exactly...I don't think this is funny at all and fail to see the humor in crude jokes about the incident.

Agree. I’m surprised to see some of the posts in this thread, especially from posters whose opinions and posts I’ve enjoyed and respected in the past.

 

[CARIIS]

been a lot of hurricane activity lately - maybe batteries were in short supply?

 

[steverogers]

Yes she was assaulted or put it there herself that tortiose was way to big to make its own way in there.After seeing the pictures I realize it was a crime to her and the tortoise.I apologize for using this thread as an excuse to post my own turtles.I love to show them off.

 

[whatsnext]

been a lot of hurricane activity lately - maybe batteries were in short supply?

Since I am a terribly silly person, this really cracked me up er...poor turtle