LOL! You're in trouble, Prince Phillip is not going to eat a garden salad that doesn't even have tomatoes in it .
How about I bring some food over and help you out. I'll be wearing a long navy blue dress with long sleeves, a sparkly Christmas snowflake necklace with matching earrings, hair in a semi loose bun and winter boots.
Soup is creamed tomato basil soup
Roasted Lamb with herb roasted baby potatoes, roasted carrots, and buttered steamed asparagus.
For desert Raspberry white chocolate cheesecake.
Pre dinner drinks are homemade apple cider, punch. After dinner drinks is tea.
Their take home Christmas treat bag would contain homemade roasted and lightly flavoured nuts, poppycock, earl grey butter cookies, and popcorn balls. I love making treat bags for guests.
None of it prepared by me. Too much pressure. I'd bring in a catering team. I'll send you the bill Human 50/50. Deal?
Oh oh. I do not like lamb or aspargus. How about some haggis ( no no no).
Smoked salmon? A huge salad with blueberries and raspberries?
Earl grey butter cookies! Do you have a recipe?
Cheesecake? How many pieces do we each get? Are the take home bags large?
I’m in because I will pass on the aspargus and the lamb and politely pray they are too full for the rest of the food and I will have to have it instead.