think we could take up a collection and buy him one of those pregnancy suits? you know one of those with the weighted belly. they could feed him ipecac for the first three months, keep increasing the weight and the volume in the suit, make him wear it 24 hrs a day. maybe give him some hormones to mimic the changes that a pregnant woman goes through. then after nine months, make him spend the next few months with one of those newborn baby dolls- programed with colic of course. after a year of caring for that, and if the doll shows he took good care of it, if he still wants to dress like a pregnant woman- then I guess he earned it.