I know this is a serious issue, but I have a funny story about it.
My sisters ex was a hypochondriac, and was convinced he need this transplant. (there truly was nothing worng with him).
It was only just being tested on humans here, and he forked out a bucket load to have it done. But he had to pay extra for the donor poo, which he didn't want to do if he could get good, free poo from someone.
He called me and asked "Does your poo stink"?
I'm waiting for the punchline, but there wasn't one.
He tells me how he needs not just any poo, but stinky poo because that was his main problem. His s*it didn't stink! (LMAO)
He asked about the entire family's poo-stinkiness. And he wanted me to describe the odour of each.
Needless to say we all turned him down and he forked out the extra for the donor poo.