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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Rochester, New York

    Question Woman slams dead raccoon against Vt. city building


    Woman slams dead raccoon against Vt. city building
    APAP 13 hrs ago

    BURLINGTON, Vt. (AP) Police in Vermont say a woman who might have been angry about a dead raccoon left on a street took its bloody carcass to City Hall and angrily slammed it against the building's doors.

    Burlington police say the woman left the raccoon's body outside City Hall before walking off one morning two weeks ago....

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    This reminds me of a Monty Python dead parrot bit.


    The Pet Shoppe
    A customer enters a pet shop.

    Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

    (The owner does not respond.)

    C: 'Ello, Miss?

    Owner: What do you mean "miss"?

    C: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

    O: We're closin' for lunch.

    C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

    O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

    C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

    O: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

    C: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

    O: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

    and it continues......

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