I have a big butt,
I cannot lie
I can wiggle it round,
Watch the bad boys fly.
It's a convenient seat
And it's padding delux
I would never have implants
Cause that would take bucks.
It's a God given tuchus
And some guys? They cringe
But some good lookin' menz
Will just eyeball binge
At my happy big butt
And I'm just too pleased
That I have a seat cushion
Whenever I please.
LOLing at me.
When I was a kid, one of my nicknames at school was "Bubble Butt". I have junk in mah trunk, and it took some time to be OK with that. When I see people doing horrible things to their body so that they think they look better, I get sad...
Be yourself. It's exactly right for you...and you are the ONLY you on this planet.
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