Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers

Hammerized · May 21, 2005

Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/18/vibrating_knickers/

a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing".

golfmom · May 21, 2005

:doh:
The package clearly said "not for internal use" :bang:

Finally we have a female version of all our men are stupid penis stories! :dance:

1986 · May 21, 2005

Some people are beyond words.

Hammerized · May 21, 2005

golfmom said:
Finally we have a female version of all our men are stupid penis stories! :dance:

LOL! Did you happen to see any of the links to other bizarre stories on that site? There was one about a Romanian woman who hid a stolen cell phone um... inside herself. :laugh:

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/bizarre/41722004.htm

lex · May 21, 2005

Hammerized said:
Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/18/vibrating_knickers/

thanks ham! ROTFL ! :laugh: ....now that's embarrasment.

reminds me of the one (not sure of the exact details) when a women came home from work, started having sex with her dog, then , surprise!, her friends were giving her a surprise birthday party and walked in on her! tallk about getting caught with your knickers down.

golfmom · May 21, 2005

Hammerized said:
LOL! Did you happen to see any of the links to other bizarre stories on that site? There was one about a Romanian woman who hid a stolen cell phone um... inside herself. :laugh:

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/bizarre/41722004.htm

:doh: no I missed that one . . .

I guess I'll have to go back and take a look :blushing:

Mabel · May 21, 2005

Does anyone know if these "knickers" are available here in the states? I....er.....thought I'd get them for a friend.

golfmom · May 21, 2005

However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim.

Oh dear Lord I think I've been traumatized for the remainder of my life!

Jeana (DP) · May 23, 2005

I'm speechless! :silenced: :silenced: :silenced: :silenced: :silenced: :silenced: :doh:

1986 · May 23, 2005

Jeana (DP) said:
I'm speechless! :silenced: :silenced: :silenced: :silenced: :silenced: :silenced: :doh:

So was the lady shopper, the EMT personal, and the other customers!!!

sharon25 · May 24, 2005

Mabel said:
Does anyone know if these "knickers" are available here in the states? I....er.....thought I'd get them for a friend.

if I tell you where you can buy them does that make me a pervert?
or how about they come in different colors and shapes??

am i a perv yet?? :angel:

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