Crispi ends up in court over burnt bacon

A Uintah County, Utah, woman is in trouble for burning bacon. Her name's Crispi. Need I say more?

' "I asked to come in and observed a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around the stove," the officer wrote, noting that he also found a pound of bacon sitting on a cookie sheet on top of the kitchen stove.'

' "I observed the burner to be on the setting 'High' and the bacon to be severely burned and smoking badly," the officer wrote.'

Cameo Adawn Crispi, 32, is alleged to have entered her boyfriend's home without permission, accompanied by only a high blood alcohol level, and then started texting him as she burnt bacon.

'Crispi has been bound over for trial on charges of arson, burglary, assault by a prisoner, interfering with an arresting officer, electronic communication harassment and intoxication.'

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/...cused-of-using-bacon-to-start-arson-fire.html

OMG I don't know how I managed to post this with a straight face! Crispi! Burning bacon!

If she burnt the bacon she deserves to be in jail.

Her goose is cooked. :hen:

Lock her up at the Hillfarms Detention Center for crimes against nature. :judge:

Crispi has entered a guilty plea. And I still can't believe this dream of a headline writer's story is true!

'Cameo Adawn Crispi acknowledged Tuesday that she put the meat on a cookie sheet on top of a stove and turned the burner on high March 14. Police say officers found smoke flowing out the front door and hot coals on the floor around an open wood stove.'

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