A man broke into a home in Houston through the doggie door, and then stole a bicycle out of the garage, apparently not realizing that he did not know how to ride a bicycle. After falling off several times, he fled on foot. The whole thing was caught on the homeowners surveillance cameras, from which he made no attempt to hide his face.
http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/offbeat_news/2014/08/don_t_pay_the_ransom_i_ve_escaped
http://bostonherald.com/news_opinion/offbeat_news/2014/08/don_t_pay_the_ransom_i_ve_escaped