Rather strange machine found in wood goes unclaimed

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It's a nation that loves its technology and machinery, so a person can only guess why this brand new machine found in a wood in Lower Saxony, Germany, has gone unclaimed for 18 months.

Or maybe not.

Anyhow, the lost property office in the local town has helpfully released a photo in case the owner wants to come forward and claim it. There's a photo at the link which I'm too much of a prude to post. Only click if you're not easily shocked and/or think you can manage not to choke yourself laughing at what I think looks very much like an adapted vacuum cleaner....

http://www.bild.de/news/inland/fund...love-machine-sex-spielzueg-38547104.bild.html
 
It's a nation that loves its technology and machinery, so a person can only guess why this brand new machine found in a wood in Lower Saxony, Germany, has gone unclaimed for 18 months.

Or maybe not.

Anyhow, the lost property office in the local town has helpfully released a photo in case the owner wants to come forward and claim it. There's a photo at the link which I'm too much of a prude to post. Only click if you're not easily shocked and/or think you can manage not to choke yourself laughing at what I think looks very much like an adapted vacuum cleaner....

http://www.bild.de/news/inland/fund...love-machine-sex-spielzueg-38547104.bild.html


No one's gonna claim that! :floorlaugh:
 
....helpfully released a photo in case the owner wants to come forward and claim it. There's a photo at the link which I'm too much of a prude to post. ....looks very much like an adapted vacuum cleaner....
http://www.bild.de/news/inland/fund...love-machine-sex-spielzueg-38547104.bild.html

Ignorance of German language will not prevent anyone from figuring out mechanism in pix is,
......eh, urm, uh, explained in url.
http://www.bild.de/news/inland/fundbuero/fundbuero-wem-gehort-diese-love-machine-sex-spielzueg-38547104.bild.html

Warning: pix at link is NSFW. Really not suitable. Really.

zweibel, no, not a prude.
 
I ain't clicking on that link....lol
 
I know what I'm getting everyone on my Christmas list this year! :dance:
 
:floorlaugh: Glad I'm not on that list! ::floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:
 
well, I was prepared to laugh but then I saw another pic of a pig being tortured at that link

sorry but that ruined it for me
 
well, I was prepared to laugh but then I saw another pic of a pig being tortured at that link

sorry but that ruined it for me

The pig had just killed a child.
 
The first sentence begins: "The apparatus resembles a toaster.."

WHOSE TOASTER????? :scared:

Thanks, zweibel and Google Translate, for that ten minute gigglefit.
 
The apparatus is reminiscent of a Toaster - but it is a so-called Love Machine (love machine)

Bet they don't do them at Argos :lol:
 
This is hilarious! I'm somewhere between "clutching my pearls in disgust" and "figuring out how to claim it.":floorlaugh:
 
The first sentence begins: "The apparatus resembles a toaster.."

WHOSE TOASTER????? :scared:

Thanks, zweibel and Google Translate, for that ten minute gigglefit.

:laughcry:
 
Puts a whole new slant on "Merry Maids".... Doesn't it?

:sweep:
 
Omg.... you guys! I just scared the dog.

It's the ultimate pop-up toaster.
 
I wonder if it comes in the lil' travel size? :waitasec:

like the "Dust Devil".....:devil:

You know... Like for long airplane rides.... And such...
 

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