Drunks are being offered a weekend break with a difference by police in eastern England -- "convenient accommodation with lots of bars" at the "Lock'Em Inn."

A spoof brochure is being distributed by Ipswich police in an effort to remind revelers of the effects of drinking too much during the first festive season under Britain's new open-all-hours drinking laws.

Police have produced more than 30,000 leaflets proclaiming the dubious attractions of the "Lock'em Inn," an establishment "conveniently located within easy reach of Ipswich pubs, clubs and criminal courts."

You have to read the list of "attractions" for yourselves- hilarious!