The Netherlands welcome Trump in his own words

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The whole world was watching for the inauguration of the 45th president of the United States: Donald J. Trump. Because we realize it's better for us to get along, we decided to introduce our tiny country to him. In a way that will probably appeal to him the most.

[video]https://youtu.be/ELD2AwFN9Nc[/video]

“We speak Dutch. It’s the best language in Europe. We’ve got all the best words.”
 
Aagh! Can't post the video as video, only as a link.

It is well worth your time of 4 minutes, English subtitles included.

Trump voice by Gregory Shapiro.
 
I love it!

"This is the Afsluitdijk. It's a great, great wall that we built to protect us from all the water from Mexico."

[video=youtube;ELD2AwFN9Nc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc&feature=youtu.be[/video]
 
ZaZara said:
Aagh! Can't post the video as video, only as a link.

It is well worth your time of 4 minutes, English subtitles included.

Trump voice by Gregory Shapiro.
Click to expand...

Love it. Yuge thanks.

[video=youtube;ELD2AwFN9Nc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc&feature=youtu.be[/video]
 
America First, but who wants to be Second?

Some European countries took up the challenge of becoming Second, except the Belgians do not care about the number, and the Lithuanians think it is better to win bronze than lose in the final. ;)

Every Second Counts:

http://www.everysecondcounts.eu/


BELGIUM

Dear Mr President,
A while ago you called our capital, Brussels, a hellhole
...
This is true. Brussels is a huge hellhole.


LITHUANIA

Dear Mr President,

As tough as our President is, she is a woman. It's ridiculous!
She won an election against male candidates. Twice. A total disgrace!
She probably rigged the election.
Still- be careful. She has a black belt in karate.
And her name is Grybauskaitė. No, not Grab-her-skirt, Grybauskaitė.

PORTUGAL

But we are more similar than you might think. We also had a lunatic running for president. Tino de Rans did not win, but the guy who did, like you, also used to be a tv star.

DENMARK

We have the best words:
...
....
and
kolddampsatomabsorptionsspektrometrisk !
the last one has something to do with how you measure the water content in rye bread. Our national bread by the way. It is delicious, you'll love it!

Americans, hang in there! You cannot handle your president, but Europe will come to the rescue.

Please take notice in advance that not all advice is for the faint hearted. :blushing:
 
[video=youtube;rm1Dhb9yD7Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm1Dhb9yD7Q[/video]
 
There are a lot of them. Google America First videos. So many hilarious clever ones
 
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