I'm so sorry I urinated.... in your City

Dr Mr Mayor,

After careful consideration my lawyer and I have decided that peeing on the wall of the Gorilla Bar & Grill was not the correct action to take. I will next time seek a public restroom after consuming those four bottles of Jack Daniels. I am deeply sorry.

John Doe

P.S My lawyer says to also tell you I caught a cab after drinking all that Jack DAniels.
 

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