PA - Man kept stolen brain beneath porch, used it to get high, police say

wfgodot · Jun 1, 2017

1. As one does.

2. How'd we miss this one last year??

pennlive.com:

Man used brain to get high: 'Every day there's something new and bizarre': police

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Joshua Lee Long, 26, of Carlisle, is accused of using the brain's formaldehyde to soak marijuana cigarettes - smoking "wet marijuana" - state police say. He was charged Thursday with abuse of a corpse and is in already Cumberland County prison on burglary charges.
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He even gave the brain a nickname - "Freddy" - state police say they learned in a recorded prison conversation.
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The rest, with booking photo of a befuddled-looking Mr. Long, at link above.

FlossyMay · Jun 1, 2017

Gross!!!

meanmaryjean · Jun 1, 2017

What the actual heck?

Also, you haven't lived until you've spent an entire 12-hour night shift rasslin' with a 16 year old football player who's been doing wet marijuana. Me, three cops, two security guards and a couple big strong guys from the adult ICU. Good times.

bluesneakers · Jun 1, 2017

What the what.

bluesneakers · Jun 1, 2017

Alas, poor Freddy!

I knew him, Godot: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath gotten me high af a thousand times.

wfgodot · Jun 1, 2017

bluesneakers said:
Alas, poor Freddy!

I knew him, Godot: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath gotten me high af a thousand times.

Don't I know it. (Winces.) Lord, don't I know.

Indy Anna · Jun 1, 2017

From the OP link:

As coroner, Hall said he is the person authorized to dispose of the brain. "We're still looking for the rightful owner," Henneman said.

Surely, someone misses it. :sheesh:

wfgodot · Jun 1, 2017

wfgodot said:
And of course the official soundtrack.

And of course this led Side Two.

wfgodot · Jun 1, 2017

Wouldn't be an OST without this little ditty.

Vedder · Jun 2, 2017

Wait, what?

:thinking:

HoneyWest · Jun 4, 2017

Oh! What about the live album?

[video=youtube;oAzfWl0JbIc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAzfWl0JbIc"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAzfWl0JbIc[/video]

kirkassoc · Jun 4, 2017

Indy Anna said:
From the OP link:

Surely, someone misses it. :sheesh:

I'd say the owner is likely in Hollywood or in DC. Either way, they've operated for years without it, IMHO.

LaborDayRN · Jun 4, 2017

wfgodot said:
Wouldn't be an OST without this little ditty.

Hahaha! That's the first thing I thought of when you posted this story! As a side note, I used to have that very song set as the ringtone for my ex. :giggle:

TTF14 · Jun 4, 2017

LaborDayRN said:
Hahaha! That's the first thing I thought of when you posted this story! As a side note, I used to have that very song set as the ringtone for my ex. :giggle:

Love it!

doublestop · Jun 4, 2017

There are certain topic lines I see on here, and instantly think, this has to have been posted by wfgodot. Thanks, wfgodot, for always keeping it interesting.

rsd1200 · Jun 4, 2017

Lends a new take to Cooper's I Love the Dead. :facepalm:

Springrain · Jun 4, 2017

:shocked2:

thescreaming · Jun 4, 2017

This seems like something Florida Man would do.

ATasteOfHoney · Jun 4, 2017

I can't even stand to see this thread's gory title come up!!!!

Make it stop!!!!!:scared:

CountEveryMoment · Jun 4, 2017

What even D:

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