He was found naked under a car

Jewels53 · May 3, 2018

He was found naked under a car. He was trying to have sex with it, Kansas police say

A man was found half-naked underneath a car, and he tried to have sex with it even while officers commanded him to stop, police say.

Someone had seen a naked man under a car in Newton, Kansas, on Tuesday when they reported it to police, Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton Police Department told McClatchy.

When police arrived, Powell said, the man was naked from the waist down.

"He was attempting to stick his ***** into the tailpipe of the vehicle," Powell told The Newton Kansan.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article210371749.html

***** is by me, you can fill in the blank

Horror · May 3, 2018

Jewels I need a laugh. I love how they had to taser him to get him to stop.

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drama_farmer · May 3, 2018

Oh my. That must have been EXHAUSTING.
:laughing:

drama_farmer · May 3, 2018

Anyone know the age of the car? He could be facing additional charges if it's a late model. These statutes vary from state to state, of course.

MOO

perfectingpink · May 3, 2018

I heard about this while I was driving with my children today. I got to laughing so hard I couldn't drive and had a couple of cars waiting on me. My daughter got a kick out of it too while my son sat there focusing on going into his safe place. (They are 22 and 19 just so those who haven't seen me rave about my children don't think I was having this conversation with little ones.)

ScarlettLin · May 3, 2018

I have to wonder at the poor policemen who had to respond to that call
Um sir?
Excuse us sir?
SIR YOU NEED TO STOP THAT
Well shoot Johnny were gonna have to taze him just to get his attention!

How do they keep a straight face?!

And then writing the report ...ROFL
[emoji23]🤣 Ive been laughing about it all day

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Horror · May 4, 2018

ScarlettLin said:
I have to wonder at the poor policemen who had to respond to that call
Um sir?
Excuse us sir?
SIR YOU NEED TO STOP THAT
Well shoot Johnny were gonna have to taze him just to get his attention!

How do they keep a straight face?!

And then writing the report ...ROFL
[emoji23]🤣 Ive been laughing about it all day

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Im the same I keep giggling over the while situation. They would have been like oh for %### sake - look at this idiot. Get out and tell him, no You tell him, no you tell him. And then to try to keep a straight face and maintain professionalism - I bet thats a story around that station this week. I can imagine all sorts of jokes in their lunch room. And arrest him tasered and naked from the waste down !

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Jewels53 · May 4, 2018

Horror said:
I’m the same I keep giggling over the while situation. They would have been like oh for %### sake - look at this idiot. Get out and tell him, no You tell him, no you tell him. And then to try to keep a straight face and maintain professionalism - I bet that’s a story around that station this week. I can imagine all sorts of jokes in their lunch room. And arrest him tasered and naked from the waste down !

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Yes Horror it is hard to imagine what the Officers thought when they approached him. What do you say when you find an offender doing something like that. What the he77 do you think you are doing to that car? Lol

RMT953 · May 4, 2018

I needed this laugh. One of my Reps told me about this yesterday but I didnt realize it was in Newton. Hahaha. I just cant even with some people.

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flute4peace · May 4, 2018

http://www.kake.com/story/38105235/...lice-find-him-attempting-to-have-sex-with-car

The comments are worth reading.

margarita25 · May 4, 2018

ScarlettLin said:
I have to wonder at the poor policemen who had to respond to that call
Um sir?
Excuse us sir?
SIR YOU NEED TO STOP THAT
Well shoot Johnny we’re gonna have to taze him just to get his attention!

How do they keep a straight face?!

And then writing the report ...ROFL
[emoji23]�� I’ve been laughing about it all day

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(This is just like in the pooping jogger thread, they just arrested a man in the act lol...

https://www.websleuths.com/forums/showthread.php?217631-NM-Man-seeks-to-identify-pooping-jogger )

Tony1902 · May 4, 2018

'He was found naked under a car.' Sounds like an epitaph to me.

Jewels53 · May 4, 2018

flute4peace said:
http://www.kake.com/story/38105235/...lice-find-him-attempting-to-have-sex-with-car

The comments are worth reading.

There are some good ones in there! :laughing:

Memo30 · May 4, 2018

What a dipstick.

Bravo · May 4, 2018

:laughing:

flute4peace · May 5, 2018

*snort*

Memo30 said:
What a dipstick.

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margarita25 · May 5, 2018

Memo30 said:
What a dipstick.

Did he use lube?

( :facepalm: )

StrangeOne · May 28, 2018

Was it his car? If not is it vehicular assualt?

TheCrankyChef · May 28, 2018

I wonder if he has to register as a sex offender?

TheCrankyChef · May 28, 2018

whoops - double post

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