Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

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PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.
That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.
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Woohoo! What a quick thinking grandma -- I love it! :woohoo:

I hope she squeezed extra hard :eek:... give him something to think about next time to even remotely thinks of doing that again!
 
Good thinking! Maybe he'll have performance issues from now on. Do you think he can claim PTSD???

:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:
 
The part where he "tore free" sounds horrible. Go Grandma!
 

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