See, I should win this job hands down but trouble is if I audition I have to bring with me so many props to show why I LOVE going to the bathroom.
Hey . . .Whaddya thinking here. :shocked2: :shocked2:
Here is why I enjoy going to the bathroom.
3 dogs. 2 large 1 little annoying kind. All want my attention NOW
11 finches. Constant drama in their cage. It wears me out watching them
1 snake. He's cool.
And finally;
One 13 year old boy whose goal in life is to annoy me until I drop stone cold dead from annoyance. That's what it would read on my Death Certificate.
"Death Due To Extremely Annoying Behavior of Teenager."
So, for me to audition I would have to show why I like going into the bathroom, locking the door, and just breathing. I would need to bring the animals and annoying teenager to show why I have peace and solitude in that little square room.
That is until 17 seconds after I lock the door my
Treeing Walker Coon Hound throws her body against the door, pops the lock open, and all dogs proceed to come in and beg, whine, and then turn on each other. All of this happens in an area about the size of small stove. Gets a bit crowded when the weiner dog is attacking the treeing coon hound for biting the lab's back leg and chewing on it acting like it's rawhide.
17 seconds of peace. I LOVE GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
I don't think my dream of becoming a Charmin rep in NYC is going to happen. I must learn to deal with the disappointment.