Burglar missing front teeth drinks vodka

If my ex's best friend didn't live in the south, I'd swear I could call in a tip!

:loser:
 
Peeing on the couch was really uncalled for.

I learned just today that the best thing to clean my couch with is vodka. Sucks he drank it so they can't even clean the pee from their couch. What a jerk!
 

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