1st Annual Bizarre Penis Story Awards

Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by Casshew, May 13, 2005.

  1. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Vote for your favorite 3 Penis Stories. Poll closes in 1 week :D

    Entry #1 - Crazed Romanian Surgeon amputates Penis (Romania)

    Entry #2 - Romanian Woman rips off husband's testicles (Romania)

    Entry #3 - Hospital wants gangrene penis man to return ASAP! (Morroco)

    Entry #4 - Forearm skin forms new penis (Romania)

    Entry #5 - Man ends up with Barnacle Stuck to his Penis (Yugoslavia)

    Entry #6 - Judge 'caught using penis pump' (USA)

    Entry #7 - Rasputin's penis to be museum's star attraction (Russia)

    Entry #8 woman accused of "plotting" to cut off husbands penis (USA)

    Entry #9 Actor fails drug test with fake penis (USA)

    Entry #10 Mr Little Penis gives up (Romania)

    Entry #11 Man Arrested For 'Filling' The Tank (USA)

    Entry #12 Sad Serb axes penis, then regrets decision (Serbia)

    Entry #13 Penis Tree (Italy)

    Entry #14 Men's genitals flushed (USA)

    Entry #15 For those who care to tie one on (Penis Fashion) (Serbia)


    Entry #16 Wife allegedly slices off 80% of husband's penis (USA)

    Entry #17 Man superglued condom to penis (Romania)

    Entry #18 World's biggest origami penis (England)

    Entry #19 Police Say Woman Stabbed Husband's Penis (Cambodia)

    Entry #20 Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It (Romania)

    Entry #21 Man gets his own back on crayfish (Serbia)

    Entry #22 Wife bites husband (Kenya)

    Entry #23 Rejected by His Wife, He Cuts Off His Penis (Morroco)

    Entry #24 Man rushed to the hospital after pet skunk bites penis (USA)

    Entry #25 Man with two penises loses wife (Germany)

    Entry #26 Doctors remove wedding ring from penis (Romania)

    Entry #27 And u thought the guy with the ring was stupid (India)

    Entry #28 Drs. grow micro-penis on man's arm (Russia)

    Entry #29 Man has permanent erection (Czechoslavakia)

    Entry #30 Exploding Penis (Romania)

    Entry #31 Court rules against penis that tells jokes on TV (USA)






     
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  3. Sudzi

    Sudzi Life is good!

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    When you list them all out like that Casshew we look a little obsessed don't we?

    Are we voteing on our fav Penis story?
     
  4. golfmom

    golfmom Former Member

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    I'm voting for the exploding penis ... :eek:
     
  5. Sudzi

    Sudzi Life is good!

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    I think that would be my favorite one too Golfmom.
    What's going in in Romania??......Eastern Europe in general is way too well represented on that list.:waitasec:
     
  6. golfmom

    golfmom Former Member

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    How much you want to bet those things happen all over the world, but for some reason Romanians are the ones who are willing to talk about their penis problems.
     
  7. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Vote for the 3 top stories :banghead:


    Mine are

    #5 - Barnacle Man

    #12 - Sad Serb

    #25 - Man with 2 penises
     
  8. golfmom

    golfmom Former Member

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    1. Exploding Penis
    I can't imagine having sex with a man and his penis explodes. I don't mean to dwell on the issue, but it is very disturbing . . . :p

    2. Man with 2 peni loses wife
    If my husband had 2 I'd leave him too. You just know the guy told his wife that he was thinking of keeping both.

    3. tie: Ring or Nut placed around penis
    any penis that small :hand:
     
  9. lex

    lex Former Member

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    hi cass! oohhh the poor penis, it takes such a beating....

    1. Rejected by His Wife, He Cuts Off His Penis (Morroco)
    (also the best 'i'll show her award!')


    2. Drs. grow micro-penis on man's arm (Russia)
    ( this will revolutionize the sex industry, not to mention the kama sutra.)


    3. Exploding Penis (Romania)
    (surprise, surprise, ouch!)
     
  10. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    rofl lex!! I knew I could count on your vote.

    LOL @ :laugh: 'takes such a beating'
     
  11. Lauren

    Lauren Former Member

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    #5 is it! :eek:
     
  12. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    lauren you need to pick 3 choices!
     
  13. lex

    lex Former Member

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    thanks cass! i've been meaning to say your siggy's great! anytime geragross gets put in his place i love it, how about a pic of Bridget (sp., from the pros) morphed on the other boxers face?
     
  14. mysteriew

    mysteriew A diamond in process

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    Cass I really admire the way you are able to come with such neat pictures for your siggy. I was wondering if you could come up with one for me? It would really make me happy. I would love to see one of MJ the way he will probably look going to jail. Balding, nothing but the tattooed makeup, no umbrella or other distractions. (As a futher incentive to get you to make one up- just think how unhappy MJ would be if he ever found out that the pic was being circulated). Anyway, thanks for considering the idea.
     
  15. Sudzi

    Sudzi Life is good!

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    Hi there - I will see what I can come up with!
     
  17. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    The Leader Board (aka Peter Board)

    It's a 3 Way tie for the lead is the exploding penis, Barnacle Penis & man with 2 penises - 3 votes each

    Sitting in second place is the man with 1 vote each - 4 stories - Ring/Nut Penis, Sad Serb, Wife cuts off Penis & micro penis

    We need more voters :woohoo:
     
  18. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    We need a few more votes to break the tie!

    We alread have several stories lined up for next years awards :doh:
     

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