http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060713/ap_on_fe_st/elderly_crack_dealer_3 This guy was caught trading crack for sex with prostitutes. He is 80 years old. The story caught my eye, thought others might like to read it if you haven't already seen it in yahoo news. I would've put this in the news that makes you smile because it made me smile...except for the dealing crack and prostitute aspects . I have to say if the guy is 80 and he is still wanting to be sexually active I say Go Felix! I kind of feel sorry for him and hope they decide to give him a house arrest/ankle bracelet situation instead of jail because at his age I would think prison time would be pretty harsh.