80 Year old man deals crack for sex

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  1. Gmommy

    Gmommy Inactive

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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060713/ap_on_fe_st/elderly_crack_dealer_3

    This guy was caught trading crack for sex with prostitutes. He is 80 years old. The story caught my eye, thought others might like to read it if you haven't already seen it in yahoo news.

    I would've put this in the news that makes you smile because it made me smile...except for the dealing crack and prostitute aspects ;) . I have to say if the guy is 80 and he is still wanting to be sexually active I say Go Felix!

    I kind of feel sorry for him and hope they decide to give him a house arrest/ankle bracelet situation instead of jail because at his age I would think prison time would be pretty harsh.
     
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  3. Jeana (DP)

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    I'll bet the makers of Viagra never thought this would happen. :doh:
     
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    Cute. He's paying the prostitutes with crack and selling more crack to the neighbors to pay his pharmacist! Sweet set up if you can get it. ha ha
     
  5. Amraann

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    Lets be really honest..

    Its a supply and demand situation. 80 years old?? and he is still getting some??
    Although drug dealing may not be the correct means. What are they going to do give him life??
     
  6. GlitchWizard

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    With conjugal visits???
     
  7. Amraann

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    You cracked me up!!!!


    I guess he is hoping!!!! :dance:

    Now if some senoir program provided as such before he would have had no need to deal to pay the hookers....
     
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    I propose they take out for social security, medicaid and hookers in all paychecks prior to retirement.



     
  9. Amraann

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    hahhahahahah!!!!!
    Right??

    OK your too funny!! Check your pm ;)
     
  10. Gmommy

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    He's going to end up that pervy old man who pinches nurses bottoms in the old folks homes. I do wonder what kind of sentence they can administer to this old guy, I doubt the news will ever cover it, probably not a juicy of news as a crack dealing old horndog.
     
  11. lizziedripping

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    So this guy is exchanging crack for crack............ get it???? :eek: :eek:
     
  12. Amraann

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    LMAO! Going to end up??
    I think he already is a pervy old man.

    I do wonder though ... He is now 80, how much of a perv has he been for the past 50+ years?
    He certainly did not awake one day and decide "I will sell crack for viagra and to buy hookers"
     
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    It cracks me up how cracked this guy is!
     

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