Burglar smears naked victim with frosting

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  1. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Spokane County Prosecutors are hoping to convict a suspected burglar who allegedly left his naked victim smeared with chocolate frosting. The homeowner had met Michael Kay earlier in the day while the two were drinking beer together. The victim had just been fired and eventually went inside, closed his front door and passed out on the bed.

    Kay is accused of breaking into the residence several hours later, rummaging through the kitchen and then smearing the sleeping resident with frosting.

    Kay then allegedly opened the man's dog pen hoping his pets would go after the dessert topping.

    http://www.kxly.com/common/getStory.asp?id=45054
     
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  3. Magnum PI

    Magnum PI Former Member

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    This sounds mighty kinky to me...mpi
     
  4. lex

    lex Former Member

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    hi cass! it could've been worse, he could have smeared the sleeping resident with maple syrup! (what a wierdly funny episode)
     
  5. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Right you are lex! I'd much rather be covered with frosting than syrup.
     
  6. Magnum PI

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    Which animal would eat a chocolate covered drunk, anyway?...mpi
     
  7. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Maybe one of these?
    [​IMG]
     
  8. Magnum PI

    Magnum PI Former Member

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    Casshew, your icons rock!! Can you make some that look like GWB, Clinton and so forth. It would help keep me from calling them names if I could express myself with some cool icons like that...a pic IS worth a thousand words...thanks..mpi
     
  9. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Hi Magnum, I don't make these smilies.... I just find them on the net.

    :cool:
     
  10. Mabel

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    Don't know, but my husband is mighty tasty with hot fudge and whipped cream. :D
     
  11. lex

    lex Former Member

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    hi mabel, i know what you mean. :D (maple syrup just doesn't cut it)
     
  12. Magnum PI

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    Uh...HOT FUDGE?? Where does that go before you eat it?? Is there leather, whips and chains involved? He's just gotta be tied up, at least for the hot fudge part...mpi
     
  13. vanillasky

    vanillasky New Member

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    Better than honey!
     
  14. concernedperson

    concernedperson Former Member

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    I am not even on the same page.
     
  15. Jules

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    :D :D :D :D

    That was good! Even my hubby reading over my shoulder busted out laughing! :eek: :D
     
  16. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Hi Jules' Hubby!! [​IMG]
     
  17. Mabel

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    I'll PM you a picture. :crazy:
     
  18. Magnum PI

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    you are a naughty little girl...mpi
     

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