Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by PoirotryInMotion, Mar 2, 2014.
If nothing else, this wins the Outstanding Thread Title of the Year for 2014 - already!
I know some customers were concerned, but have to admit...this news blurb made me LOL. ;D
So, I'm dying to know...
Was it Princess Barbie?
Or Catwoman-gone-bad Barbie?
Or, maybe Jailbird Barbie??
So I guess Sports Illustrated wasn't enough for Barbie???
I hear they've brought in Police Woman 'Angie Dickenson' Barbie to sort this out.
Police Woman TV series
Seriously, I'm glad no one was harmed. (Seriously.)
And you know, things could have been a LOT worse. (Ok, can't resist...)
(Also glad some of you share my weird sense of humor!)
I can't believe this happened in California. If it is true you can bet alcohol and that trollop Skipper is involved.
An arrest has been made, with some new twists to the story. The twists don't all say quite the same thing, but, here are the accounts found today:
I noticed that the original link and news story copy/pasted in post 1 here has been updated (rewritten) entirely. The part about being false imprisonment and being held against her will has been changed to a "sexual assault."
Not sure where this is going to go in court... While it certainly sounds frightening, it doesn't sound like she's a real consistent witness (IMHO).
This is what that link now states:
By Andie Adams
| Monday, Mar 3, 2014 | Updated 8:27 AM PST
"The woman also say the suspect put on a jacket over his Barbie T-shirt before leaving the scene."
(But if she left the bathroom first and ran to find a store employee, how does she know this?)
And if he was barefoot when he attacked her, after she escaped did he also take time to put his shoes back on?
Where did the screwdriver come from and why would he have it on his person? (Should LE should maybe check restroom ceiling vents for possible hidden cameras?)
How did I know it was going to be transvestite Barbie before I even looked? :facepalm:
Because you're intuitive, hambirg. In all this googling I've discovered an Etsy shop that sells really unique Barbie clothes (if you're interested, it's Notyourmothersbarbie).
Back on topic.
This account says it was a pink tutu:
His attorney, pictured here, claims it was all a misunderstanding, and plans to vigorously cross examine the cross dressing witnesses, while keeping his fingers crossed. He plans to call cross dressing Ken and cross dressing Barbie to the witness stand.
*groan* (where's the cross-eyed smilie??)
(Hey, I had a troll like that! Well, except for the lawyer suit... ;D)
ETA: Hah! Found it! :crosseyed: