http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/BO133130/ My sister and BIL got so tired of telemarketing calls that they listed their cat's name instead of theirs in the phone book. When people called and asked for him they'd say "He's not here right now." The caller would usually ask what time he'd be home, so they would say "We don't know, he just wanders in and out when he feels like it." The cat's gone now, but the phone listing survives. I wonder if he'll get summoned?