CDC warns public to prepare for Zombie Apocalypse

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  1. Sleuthster

    Sleuthster Well-Known Member

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    Seriously lol:floorlaugh:

    http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/ Fox news article

    Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?
    That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.
    "There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency." more at link....


    CDC's website

    http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp
     
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  3. JBean

    JBean Retired WS Administrator

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    I have a zombie apocalypse preparedness kit under my bed right next to my ray gun.
     
  4. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    Kimster Former Member

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    :mad:

    I thought I LOST my ray gun and now I have proof that someone "borrowed" it! :panic:

    <grabs JBean's tin foil hat and runs>

    :escape:
     
  6. joeskidbeck

    joeskidbeck Rest in Peace

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    I was on my way to ask you if you were missing one!
     
  7. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    [video=youtube;5Xan2dkMouM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xan2dkMouM[/video]
     
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    JBean Retired WS Administrator

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    Hey! I need that hat.


    Crowd-Controlling MEDUSA Ray Gun Puts Voices Inside Your Head



    The Sierra Nevada Corporation claimed this week that it is ready to begin production on the MEDUSA, a damned scary ray gun that uses the "microwave audio effect" to implant sounds and perhaps even specific messages inside people's heads


    http://gizmodo.com/5022355/crowd+controlling-medusa-ray-gun-puts-voices-inside-your-head
     
  9. Kimster

    Kimster Former Member

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    Dang humans are in our heads again. :sigh:
     
  10. theforgotten

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    Bring on the Zombie's!!!Lol!!!
     
  11. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    It would be cool to make an aggressive crowd start reenacting scenes from movies.
     
  12. athy

    athy Active Member

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    i sure hope everyone has survived the zombi apocalypse
     
  13. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    No, I was killed, but fortunately I survive as a zombie. Anybody got any good brain recipes?
     
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    Sleuthster Well-Known Member

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    Ironically, I was just watching the Dawn of the Dead remake a couple days ago. After siting through the agonizing stupidity and decemation of one of my favorite classic movies, I was hoping that a zombie would eat my brains to put me out of my misery.:crazy:

    Here's an idea, maybe...the author of this crazy cdc blog watched the same movie as I did the other day and it caused some sort of psychotic episode where he thinks zombies are after him now. I say it's time for this guy to retire.
     
  18. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    Post #3 contains a link to an interview with the guy who thought this up. It makes a lot of sense when he explains it.
     
  19. bessie

    bessie Administrator Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Aw, heck, is that all? In my family, we refer to it as our hurrication plan. :floorlaugh:

    Actually, it was a great idea that brought results. Three cheers for the CDC guy.

    All right. Here it comes. Y'all knew it was just a matter of time.

    [video=youtube;un3-Hb9wF9s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un3-Hb9wF9s[/video]
     
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  21. Donjeta

    Donjeta Adji Desir, missing from Florida

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    I woke up this morning and saw a zombie in the bathroom, then I realized I was looking in the mirror.
     

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