This thief runs on Dunkin'. Dancing doughnut thief caught by cops weeks after foot chase, cops say. A man, dubbed the “Donut Desperado” by the South Brunswick Police, who recorded his thefts from a Dunkin’ and local Chinese restaurant on his phone, was caught this week after he ran from cops and avoided capture for nearly three weeks, authorities said. Daimeir Nelson, 21, of South Brunswick, was charged with two counts of burglary, aggravated assault, and resisting arrest by flight, the South Brunswick Police announced Wednesday. more at link... Sounds like they have a slam-dunk(in') case against Nelson.