Designer vaginas

Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by indigomood, Mar 1, 2004.

  1. indigomood

    indigomood Active Member

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    Puhleeze... vaginal rejuvenation??? :waitasec:

    Now that's one I haven't heard before!!! :confused:

    Must be right up there with born again virgins... :doh:
     
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  3. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Oh c'mon Indigo... admit it ~ secretly you crave a designer cooch ;)

    Speaking of which, where is that LinnieB? :waitasec:
     
  4. indigomood

    indigomood Active Member

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    Yeah right Cass ~ uh huh just what I need a designer cooch!! Who's gonna design it, that's what I want to know?? I still can't get over that vaginal rejuvenation quote... certainly it's gonna put the squeeze (no pun intended) on the makers of KY jelly. No, Ky is not what we eat on our toast here in the states :slap:

    I believe LinnieB must be in consultation with that plastic surgeon you be speakin about :eek:
     
  5. indigomood

    indigomood Active Member

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    do tell!! please elaborate as you have piqued our curiosity :D
     
  6. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Just wear and tear my dear, and the warranty is running out :)
     
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    LinnieB Former Member

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    LOL ....Real funny !
    :blowkiss:
     
  8. indigomood

    indigomood Active Member

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    what sort of warranty.... do they eventually replace it and how do they account for depreciation and fair market value??? :confused:
     
  9. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    It was a 40 year bumper to bumper warranty... unfortunately, I turn 40 this December... I might just have to head to new zealand for an all points inspection in 2005.
     
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    goody34 New Member

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    "bumper to bumper" ROTFLMAO
    :blowkiss:
     
  11. indigomood

    indigomood Active Member

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    Gosh, forty years on that thang??... geeze I hope they still have the replacement parts :croc:
     
  12. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Well... I didn't really start using it until I got my license at 18 ;)
     
  13. indigomood

    indigomood Active Member

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    22 years is still a long time , I think you are going to have trouble getting replacements parts given depreciation etc. You may need an appraisal regarding fair market value for a new one. Otherwise it's a life of celibacy for you girl :bang: . You DO know I'm celibate, right?? Sure... I sell a bit and then I give some away :eek:
     
  14. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    sell-a-bit... ;)

    After all this talk I think I am just going to go to my local Jiffy Lube..

    10 minute service or it's free. :)
     
  15. indigomood

    indigomood Active Member

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    now that's an offer you can't refuse :slap:
     
  16. Puca

    Puca New Member

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    :bang: Well Casshew and Indigomood! You two girls certainly have been naughty/naughty/naughty since the last time I visited. KY? lube jobs?

    If you insist on this "overhaul" do yourselves a favor and leave the young boys alone :behindbar . Some of us more mature guys feel that the perfect vagina is the one that is in bed with us at the moment.
    :doh: Did I really type that?
     
  17. indigomood

    indigomood Active Member

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    uh, um, er... I'm speechless (believe me that IS a first!!) Puca go back and read the threads, nowhere do I say I want an overhaul... I'm gonna make due with the one I got ;) Cassie on the other hand wants all sorts of work done... stay tuned we may even get a sneak preview on Howard Stern :doh: once Cassie has a cooch makeover!

    I really like the way you cover all bases with your above statement "Some of us more mature guys feel that the perfect vagina is the one that is in bed with us at the moment". Now that is Profound
     
  18. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Poor Puca...


    So many vaginas... so little time ;)
     
  19. indigomood

    indigomood Active Member

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    better get busy sir :D
     
  20. JDB

    JDB Tybee you will never be forgotten

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    I am actually speechless reading all these post!! CAss make sure at Jiffy Lube they have a Good dipstick guy for ya? Never no when you might need a quart. LAffin
    And INDIGO Miss Polly Pureheart there Yeah Right
     
  21. Casshew

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    Sorry Indigo... maybe Geragos will take your case ;)
     

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