Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum

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  1. spamelope

    spamelope Active Member

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  3. passionflower

    passionflower Just 1 tip to find a killer

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    To funny! Get the guy to AA quick!
     
  4. CarrieBean

    CarrieBean New Member

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    LOL! You know it's time to quit drinking when...

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    summer_breeze New Member

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    I'm wiping off my monitor now, snorted soda through the nose.....

    Oh my....
     
  6. PorcineGranny

    PorcineGranny crabby old lady!

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    Yes, this was the funniest article I have read in awhile. Sucks to be that man!!!
     
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    BeanE Inactive

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    * exits thread quickly *
     
  8. Paintr

    Paintr New Member

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    How many people can truthfully say 'I was sooooo drunk that I kissed a possum'? ROTFLMAO! This man is one of a kind. If he ever plays the game 'I never', he'd certainly be a hit!


    Wonder if that police car had a dash camera? Bet there are Staties somewhere, watching and falling off their chairs laughing. :dance:
     
  9. mimimama5

    mimimama5 One Crazy mama cowgirl

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    EWWW! and I'm an animal lover. I do admit being creeped out by oppossums, but a "dead for awhile oppposum" ewww, I just couldnt imagine putting my lips anywhere near one....apparently I don't drink nearly enough.
     
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    swanniee11 Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he thought it was Punxsutawney Phil and wanted 6 more weeks of winter. lol...
     
  11. Linda7NJ

    Linda7NJ Active Member

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    Atleast his heart was in the right place;)
     
  12. WhyaDuck?

    WhyaDuck? Inactive

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    ew. I hope he got some mouthwash afterwards.
     
  13. gibby207

    gibby207 Pooh just is.

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    Just a lil Muscrat Love.... ;)
     
  14. oh_gal

    oh_gal New Member

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    Bless his inebriated little heart. :(
     
  15. songline

    songline New Member

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    But where was his mind, & his mouth? :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:'

    But the article said the cops could not locate a number for this man Wolfe.
    So it was all just things that people told them...hearsay.
    Maybe this poor friendly drunk did no such thing.
     
  16. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    I don't drink a lot but if I ever woke up the next day from being drunk and people told me I french kissed a dead opossum I think I'd check myself into rehab, just sayin.
     
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    Geez that gives new meaning to the term beer goggles.. lol I am sorry but that guy must have seriously been drunk to consider doing this to a live possum let alone one thats been dead a while.. they are not cute animals to begin with...
     
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    I bet he went home, stumbled into bed and gave his wife a big drunk sloppy kiss. Then again, do you reckon men that resuscitate dead possums have wives? :waitasec:
     
  19. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    I'm guessin no. :snooty:
     
  20. 2sisters

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    That's what I was thinking. Possums are nasty animals.
     
  21. theforgotten

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    Wow, this is too funnyand gross! I guess this means he finally fit rock bottom and maybe will give up drinking.
     

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