If you got past the title of this thread... you must click to see the photo! http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2004/09/01/612056-ap.html Turk milks eye-squirting talent to challenge Canadian hold on Guinness record Ilker Yilmaz might hold one of the world's most bizarre world records. The Turkish construction worker on Wednesday poured milk into his hand, loudly snorted it up his nose and squirted it 2.795 metres out of his left eye in what he hopes will be recognized as a world record. "I'm happy and proud that I can get Turkey in the record book even if it's for milk squirting," said the 28-year-old. He says he is among only a handful of people around the world who can perform the feat because of an anomaly in his tear gland.