Fleeing thief stops to smoke crack

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  1. Gozgals

    Gozgals New Member

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    Fleeing thief stops to smoke crack

    Tuesday, November 28, 2006

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    A fleeing thief was caught by police after he repeatedly paused during the pursuit to smoke crack cocaine.

    The (alleged) criminal mastermind in question was identified as 45-year-old Perry Quinton of Stratford, Connecticut. According to police, he had been driving a stolen car and attempting to pay for petrol with cards belonging to the owner of the car.

    The Connecticut Post reports that the exciting chase began when Quinton abandoned the stolen car near the P.T. Barnum housing complex in the city of Bridgeport. (Yes, it really was named after the circus magnate P.T. Barnum. It's little details like that which make life worth living.)

    After abandoning the car, with officers in pursuit, Quinton climbed over a fence. Having scaled the fence, he took a quick breather to smoke a little crack.

    The police not having caught up with him by this point, he headed off through the local seaport, and went to stand on a boat. Flushed with the success of his previous crack break, he decided to have another one.

    He was still stood on the boat smoking crack when officers apprehended him. He is being held in jail in lieu of $25,000 bond.

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    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=27045&in_page_id=2

    Talk about dumb criminals! What a way to show society you got your act together. :snooty:

    Gozgals
     
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  3. hicpics

    hicpics New Member

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    sound like he had a few brain cells missing from smoking all that crack.:bang:
     
  4. samhoney

    samhoney Searching for an Answer

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    Am I the only one who laughed at this post title? :dance:
     
  5. GlitchWizard

    GlitchWizard Reprobate

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    Nope. :D
     
  6. BAD_BUTTERFLY

    BAD_BUTTERFLY Former Member

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    lol what a crack head gets a whole other meaning
     
  7. curious1

    curious1 So broccoli, mother says your good for me,well I'm

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    When this guy gets out of jail there is a nice woman in NC that would be perfect for him.....

    HAWTHORNE, Fla. - A North Carolina woman was arrested after complaining to a police officer that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn't very good, authorities said. (in News that Makes You Smile)

    :D
     
  8. narlacat

    narlacat Former Member

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    Apparently you can't go very long without it :p
     
  9. 2sisters

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    I need it everytime I come to WS! Joking of course.
     

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