Florida Teen Found With Pot in Genitals, But Says It Wasn't Hers

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  1. TrackerSam

    TrackerSam New Member

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    Vida Golac, an 18-year-old from Golden Gate, Florida, was found trying to smuggle marijuana into jail inside of her genitals, but claims that the drugs weren't hers. She was just holding them for a friend.

    Golac said that even the marijuana found, uh, inside of her didn't belong to her and she was just trying to protect her friends. You know, the same good friends who denied owning the pot in the first place.

    http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/10/florida_teen_found_with_pot_in.php

    What's a nice joint like you doing in a girl like this? :blushing:
     
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  3. lizzybeth

    lizzybeth Active Member

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    Am I the only person who was imagining a clay pot before they opened the thread? As it was loading I was wondering why was she carrying someone else's clay pot when it would be bad enough carrying your own clay pot in that particular region of the anatomy.
     
  5. teedie2

    teedie2 Well-Known Member

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    Probably, but you made me laugh. :)
     
  6. nervous_nellie

    nervous_nellie Carpe Noctem

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    your thought was actually funnier than the real stroy...:floorlaugh:
     
  7. JBounds

    JBounds I feel lucky

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    Here hold this for me...in your vagina. WTF? Not hers? I've heard this same story...wait , let me retract that;I've heard people say it wasn't theirs on the show Cops before. Like the guy who claimed he bought a pair of shorts at a thrift shop and it just happened to have some crack in the pockets.
     
  8. marycarney

    marycarney Inactive

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    What about the episode where they found a massive amount of drugs in the guy's pocket and he keeps wailing "These aren't my pants!"

    COPS:"Who's pants are they?"

    PERP: 'I borrowed 'em from a guy, but I don't know the guy's name!"

    COPS: (barely able to contain themselves) 'Someone loaned you their PANTS and you don't know his name?"
     
  9. zippitydoda

    zippitydoda Well-Known Member

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    I have complete sympathy for the officers who have to search these idiots...
     
  10. SwampMama

    SwampMama Insomniac Extraordinaire

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    I've heard if a goose that lays golden eggs but a p**sy that produces pot is whole new level of fairy tale!!!

    Sorry mods if I overstepped the line by alluding to the "p" word but the image was priceless. I guess i will just get coal in my stocking this year for being naughty. It wont be the first time!
     
  11. Donjeta

    Donjeta Adji Desir, missing from Florida

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    One day I want to see a criminal who says, yes officer it's my drugs but the genitals ain't mine.
     
  12. SwampMama

    SwampMama Insomniac Extraordinaire

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    well if this happened in the Floriduh county where Casey Anthony was found not guilty, this young lady had a great chance of being found not guilty if it were to go before a jury (which of course it won't , but I'm "just sayin")
     

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