All offers considered................................. 1 x Dick**** Husband Aged 42 years (brain is 12 years old) 6'0" Tall 238 pounds Dark Brown hair - going slightly bald Occupation - Policeman, but never comes off duty!!! LOL Very hairy chest & back Wears glasses Burps Farts No manners No standards Slob Scruffy B****** Eats too many burgers Bores you about his work all the time Great at twisting your words when arguing Has a degree in sulking Very very very boring Walks around the house like a monkey when arguing (arm swinging is hilarious) Very immature Never puts toilet seat back down Couch potato Moans every week at the food shopping bill Likes to repeat himself 100 times Loves the dog more than me Accuses me of 'moaning' when he's asked to change a light bulb etc.... Has a "smacked arse face 24 hours a day" (This is his best asset) I don't really have time to go on and on but I guess you get the gist of what I am saying, but if anyone would like a full CV I will mail one to you!! Reason for selling: ................... HE'S BREATHING!!