Husband For Sale

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  1. lizziedripping

    lizziedripping Former Member

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    All offers considered.................................


    1 x Dick**** Husband


    Aged 42 years (brain is 12 years old)
    6'0" Tall
    238 pounds
    Dark Brown hair - going slightly bald
    Occupation - Policeman, but never comes off duty!!! LOL
    Very hairy chest & back
    Wears glasses
    Burps
    Farts
    No manners
    No standards
    Slob
    Scruffy B******
    Eats too many burgers
    Bores you about his work all the time
    Great at twisting your words when arguing
    Has a degree in sulking
    Very very very boring
    Walks around the house like a monkey when arguing (arm swinging is hilarious)
    Very immature
    Never puts toilet seat back down
    Couch potato
    Moans every week at the food shopping bill
    Likes to repeat himself 100 times
    Loves the dog more than me
    Accuses me of 'moaning' when he's asked to change a light bulb etc....
    Has a "smacked arse face 24 hours a day" (This is his best asset)

    I don't really have time to go on and on but I guess you get the gist of what I am saying, but if anyone would like a full CV I will mail one to you!!

    Reason for selling: ................... HE'S BREATHING!!
     
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  3. mysteriew

    mysteriew A diamond in process

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  4. lizziedripping

    lizziedripping Former Member

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    Oops, it was only a joke............ I do love him really!!!
     

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