http://www.wishtv.com/dpps/news/strange/cops-stoned-dad-leaves-baby-in-oven-jgr_3278617 http://edition.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/16/kentucky.oven.baby/?hpt=T2&imw=Y Larry Long is blessed. He has a job where he can smoke pot, enough money for strong whiskey, and a five week old son. Larry also has a problem. He apparently hallucinates, as happened on Sunday night/Monday morning. Larry smoked some pot at his cook's job, went home and split a fifth of whiskey with the baby's mother, Brandy Hatton. She then went to bed, leaving a drunk, high man in contact with her brand new son. At some point, Larry began to hallucinate, according to him, and placed the baby in the oven, luckily not turning it on and leaving the door ajar. His cries were loud enough to awaken Brandy, who retrieved her child from the oven...after several hours, at 5:30 the next morning. The baby is now with relatives, and Long was arrested. But remember, folks, none of this is Larry's fault, according to Larry. The pot must have been laced with something. That's his story and he's sticking to it. Apparently, it's not Brandy's fault either, as she only had 4-5 shots and let Long finish the bottle. The incident was not reported to CPS and LE until Long called a psychiatric crisis line after learning what he had done, even though an ambulance crew responded at the time and transported little one to the hospital. He has a lousy 10000 bail and Brandy was not arrested.