Laaaddddiiiieeesss! Heee'sss Siinnggllee and quite the catch!!

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  1. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    WARNING: May cause beverages to expel from the nostrils, may be embarrassing to laugh out loud if you're in a public place, may make you shut down the voicemail or answering machine and can cause death by laughing.


    August 17, 2009

    The reason some girls stay single - very funny!

    This guy is a "class" act! [​IMG]

    READ BELOW BEFORE LISTENING

    The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
    The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.
    After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.
    Ladies: He is out there... :)


    I might have oversold this. Most likely not though.

    [​IMG]
     
  2. nanny1

    nanny1 New Member

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    The link doesn't seem to work.
     
  3. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    Did you click on the word this?

    Try this one.
     
  4. Kat

    Kat Kind words do not cost much

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    LOL What a fool.
     
  5. daisy7

    daisy7 Retired WS Staff

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    Thanks, SD - that was too funny. He's just the kind of guy all us single women are looking for - NOT!:)
     
  6. Melanie

    Melanie Inactive

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  7. LetJusticePrevail

    LetJusticePrevail New Member

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    I just threw up in my mouth...
     
  8. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    :floorlaugh:

    "In fact I'm one of the few people in this area that doesn't have issues."

    [​IMG]

    "You should look that up 'Passive Agressive Disorder'" [​IMG]

    "I'm working on a screenplay." [​IMG]
     
  9. momtective

    momtective Lifetime WS Non-Mod

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    Makes me very happy that I'm married.
    The dude is skeery!
     
  10. momtective

    momtective Lifetime WS Non-Mod

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    Snipped

    Yeah, the sequel to "Fatal Attraction!":eek:
     
  11. Vegas Bride

    Vegas Bride New Member

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    So am I to assume this great catch is still single?

    Did she call him?

    :)

    VB

    :sick:
     
  12. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    I'd be willing to bet everything I own that she didn't. :loser:

    Can you imagine being that dude listening to the morning radio show and all of a sudden your message's to that woman are being broadcast across Toronto! :loser:

    Now he's an internet sensation! :crazy: The funny thing is that usually notoriety attracts women. This kind of notoriety I'm guessing, notsomuch.
     
  13. Melanie

    Melanie Inactive

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    Can you say stalker! LOL
     
  14. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    I don't think stalker really fits him. He gives up after two phone calls and it doesn't say anything about her being harassed.

    I think "nutjob" is a much better description. Overinflated ego, amateur psychologist, has to turn away 7-10 women a day because he's choosy, delusions of grandeur did I miss any? :waitasec:
     
  15. Soulmagent

    Soulmagent Active Member

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    LOL . There is NOTHING wrong with him. It is killing him not to call her. How do you delete a number from a bussiness card?
    I think it sounds like he is reading.
     
  16. wonders

    wonders My opinion's may not alway's be right but they are

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    OMG :eek:. 6-7 women approach him a day :confused:. What? To tell him he's a serial killer??? He's a catch :no:. You poor single ladies run for your lives :runaway:.
     
  17. Salem

    Salem Former Member

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    This is the dude, if you are unfortunate enough to call him back, that will be in love with you before the first date is over. Next thing you know, you won't be allowed to talk to anyone, he will monitor your phone calls, tell you what to wear, what to eat and when, where you can work (if he lets you work), etc. etc.

    He is scary - but from a distance - he is also very funny. Obviously - he doesn't need others to get his strokes......

    Salem
     
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    Elphaba Defying Gravity...

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    Thanks for making my morning! I'm still laughing!
     
  20. Steely Dan

    Steely Dan Former Member

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    Oh dear God!!

    From the Jezebel.com link;

    Also from the website: (to clarify, they mean his website)

    "Learn the secret physical, verbal and psychological techniques used by Dimitri the Lover to seduce, pleasure and sexually enslave women," says one of his program outlines.

    Or this: "A man's 'basic operating system' is composed of 'rapist' and 'murderer' programs which have been hard-wired into his brain.


    :couch:

    :furious:

    Well Dimitri "the lover" you've really made it so much harder for men to meet women. Especially "elegant" women.
     

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