WARNING: May cause beverages to expel from the nostrils, may be embarrassing to laugh out loud if you're in a public place, may make you shut down the voicemail or answering machine and can cause death by laughing. August 17, 2009 The reason some girls stay single - very funny! This guy is a "class" act! READ BELOW BEFORE LISTENING The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him. The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail. After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air. Ladies: He is out there... I might have oversold this. Most likely not though.