Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom

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  1. southcitymom

    southcitymom New Member

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    Oh my!


    Lightning exits woman's bottom

    October 09, 2006 12:00am

    <!-- END Story Header Block -->A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.


    Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at in her home in the Croatian city of Zadar when lightning struck the building.

    She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building



    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20548077-13762,00.html
     
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  3. KOOL LOOK

    KOOL LOOK ~~~Sin is the Cause of all Sorrow~~~For this Gal,

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    Shhhhhhhhh, don't anyone tell Glitz about this one, she may get excited. :angel:
     
  4. southcitymom

    southcitymom New Member

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    Kool, you are cracking me up!:D
     
  5. KOOL LOOK

    KOOL LOOK ~~~Sin is the Cause of all Sorrow~~~For this Gal,

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    Pardon the bun, I mean pun. A little lightning crackling going on over there South?

    Geez, Glitz and you seem to think alike now don't ya? Huh? Huh? yeppers, I see a pattern around here.
     
  6. bakerprune64

    bakerprune64 Former Member

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    Lightening out the ars.....man that's got to be rough on the old hemaroids:D
     
  7. Malapoo

    Malapoo New Member

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    Actually it might just cure them;)
     
  8. GlitchWizard

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    To be totally forthright and honest, my very first thought when I read the article, was I wondered if her teeth got extra clean from the jolt while brushing her teeth. Talk about turbo powered toothbrushes!
     
  9. Yakwoman

    Yakwoman 25 cents a look!

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    Whew! Talk about a pain in the ass!
     
  10. Lili

    Lili My opinion only.

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    This may help the burning! :D

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  11. Pharlap

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    I bet there gone.......hehe
     
  12. 2sisters

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    Ouch. Hate to think of the pain of having to poop after that happening.
     
  13. CyberLaw

    CyberLaw Former Member

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    Moral of the story: Use a glass........
     
  14. KOOL LOOK

    KOOL LOOK ~~~Sin is the Cause of all Sorrow~~~For this Gal,

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    The more you post, the more interesting you are in the way you think. I laughed, leave it to Glitz to think about clean teeth at a time like this. Poor woman's hiney on fire and Glitz wants her teeth glitzy clean.

    Whew, enlighten me, how is it gonna clean her teeth? Not that I would try this method. I would probably get cracked teeth.
     
  15. lizziedripping

    lizziedripping Former Member

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    Never mind lightning, my husband can shoot out a bolt of thunder from his arse at any time, day or night............. soooooo gross!!!!
     
  16. cynpat2000

    cynpat2000 Former Member

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  17. GlitchWizard

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    I just figured if it were an electric toothbrush, spinning at 1000 times a minute and cleaning her teeth, that at 100000000000 times a minute during the jolt, would polish them right on up.

    Besides, she obviously is going to the hospital. You get far better care in a hospital when you are clean than if you go with unbrushed teeth and looking pretty rough. (My personal observations) If my butt had to look burned, I'd sure want a dazzling smile for the doctor!
     
  18. KOOL LOOK

    KOOL LOOK ~~~Sin is the Cause of all Sorrow~~~For this Gal,

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    :crazy: Baaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaa, like my mama raised me, always wear clean underwear, you never know if you'll get in an accident. Is this thinking along those same lines? :slap: :slap: But, Maaaaawwww, I would probably mess in my pants if I got scared enough, wouldn't I? Oh well, I like shiny clean teeth too. If the bottom end is burnt, might as well have a bright smile it.
     
  19. GlitchWizard

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    My daughter fell through a ceiling from the attic and broke her back last year. The ambulance took her, and I honestly thought - as I drove to the hospital - "maybe I should have brushed her hair."

    :slap:
     
  20. KOOL LOOK

    KOOL LOOK ~~~Sin is the Cause of all Sorrow~~~For this Gal,

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    Aaaaaaaaaawwww, that's a good mommy. Even though our children don't act like it sometimes, they do grow up and take better care and hygeine for themselves when their taught correctly to care. Looks shouldn't matter, but we all know they do. Appearances are important. Good to hear from you Glitz.
     

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