Theory: Abstract thought; speculation
Staged: to produce or cause to happen for public view or public effect
So they are speculating that the crime scene was staged? Okay, let's think about this? What could have been staged?
Caylee's remains? Are they going to say that someone, other than Casey Anthony, had Caylee's remains stashed somewhere else? That they waited until Caylee's remains were completely skeletonized and then dismembered this poor baby and scattered her around a large area off Suburban Drive? That they then were smart enough to think to meticuously stage plant growth around the now scattered remains to make it appear that she had been there for 4-6 months? Yeah, okay!! :maddening:
All evidence that links back to the Anthony home? That someone who had access to the Anthony home, between July 2008 and December 2008 (Law Enforcement, Leonard Padilla and his crew, Tim Miller, etc... ) took items from the Anthony home and placed them at the crime scene?
The duct tape? So someone took numerous pieces of this rare brand of duct tape from the Anthony home and placed it in swamp-like conditions long enough for it to appear the way it was eventually found over Caylee's skull? That they were able to reattach Caylee's hair to her skull, just so, and put her manable, just so, so that it appeared to have been there the entire time? Yeah, okay!! :maddening:
The Whitney Laundry Bag, the Winnie the Pooh blanket, and the pink blanket? Again, so someone took these items from the Anthony home and were able to store them in swamp-like conditions so that it would appear that they had been at that location for the entire time? They were able to think far enough ahead to take leaves and place them on top of these items based on the seasons? Yeah, okay!! :maddening:
Who wants to bet that we will be seeing George and Cindy for an interview VERY SOON?
Warning: Satire coming up.................
Interview with George and Cindy Anthony
Cindy: We've known all along that someone was in our house taking things from our meticulously kept home.
Interviewer: How do you know that?
Cindy: Right after we learned that Zanny kidnapped Caylee, I did a complete inventory of our meticulously kept home and categorized everything into a master list.
Interviewer: With all that happened right after Casey's arrest, how did you find time to do that?
Cindy: It wasn't easy. I had to stay up nights and that's why I was so exhausted when those maggot reporters tried to get an interview.
Interviewer: But didn't a lot of the things found with Caylee's remains go missing during those 31 days between June 15 and July 15?
Cindy: No. We learned that Casey was telling the truth. She really was in Jacksonville with Zanny. Someone else was in our house taking food and clothing.
Interviwer: But, but, but...........weren't some of the things taken from your home in June and July of 2008, items found at the scene on Suburban Drive?
George: No, Cindy has done an inventory and had a long list of items, and she knows exactly when each item was taken from our meticulously kept home. None of the items found with Caylee's remains were taken until after Casey was in jail.
Interviewer: George, are you saying that all the items taken from your home were not taken by Casey, but by someone else?
Cindy: All the items taken from our meticulously kept home were taken after October 14, 2008.........after Casey was arrested and in jail.
Interviewer: But, how can that be. All the evidence points to those items being in the woods and subjected to the elements for months.
George: I was a detective. I KNOW how things can be aged. I've smelled that smell before......I mean, I seen things aged before.
Cindy: If you don't believe me........here take a look at my list of items I inventoried from my meticulously kept home. (Cindy whips out reams of computer paper) Here, look! On October 16th, just two days after Casey was arrested, the Winnie-the-pooh blanket was taken, on October 19th the Whitney laundry bag was taken.
Interviewer: But with both of you at home, how could anyone come in and take things?
George: Most days I was out doing surveillance of the kidnappers, and Cindy was down at the OCSO telling them how to run this investigation. Thinking back on that now, I think Yuri and John insisting on us coming in for interviews was just a ruse to get us out of the house so things could be taken.
Interviewer: You're saying that Yuri Melich and John Allen were part of some conspiracy?
Cindy: Oh yes, it's all a set up, a conspiracy against Casey.
Interviewer: But, now I have to ask WHY. Why would Yuri Melich and John Allen be involved in some sort of conspiracy against your daughter, who at the time was just an unemployed young 22-year-old, unwed mother?
George: That's simple! It was because of her position at Universal Studios.
Interviewer: But Casey didn't work at Universal Studios. She left their employment in 2006 and even then, she was only working in a Kodak kiosk.........not some high-level position.
Cindy: That's where you're wrong. Casey DID work at Universal Studios.
Interviewer: But all the employee records show that she left Universal Studios in 2006 and she was unemployed when Caylee disappeared.
George: See, this is what happened. In 2006 Casey went straight to the top of the company. Her position with Universal Studios after 2006 was so high level that she doesn't show up on any employee records.
Interviewer: How can that be?
Cindy: That's what we've been investigating since this all happened. It has something to do with some sort of rivalry between Universal Studios and Disney World. Casey was in some sort of covert position with Universal Studios, and that's why her name doesn't appear on any employment records.
Interviewer: But no one even remembers her working at Universal?
George: That's because of the covert nature of her job. She was working undercover. I know these things because I was a detective.
Interviewer: So you're saying this whole thing is some sort of vast conspiracy that involves two of the top detectives with OSCO, Universal Studios, and Disney World?
Cindy: Yes, and the FBI.
Interviewer: The FBI?
George: Yes, they're in on it too. We're still working on this investigation. Dennis Milstead and I have been doing surveillance on all those involved. Dennis even got us uniforms so we could impersonate law enforcement. That's why I haven't been at any of the hearings. Dennis and I have been out in the field conducting our investigation.
Cindy: And, it's because we haven't finished our investigation that we're not quite ready to go to trial. Jose is trying to stall for time so we can finish this and be ready for the trial.
Interviewer: Jose said way back at the beginning that we'd understand when this case went to trial. Is this what he was referring to?
Cindy: Yes, Jose knows about the conspiracy and has been stalling for months now to give us time to conclude our investigation.
Interviewer: I want to thank you, George and Cindy, for this enlightening interview. Well, there you have it folks. This is what's happening behind the scenes with the Casey Anthony case.