Lovesick Giraffe needs a mate... any mate, hurry.. please

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  1. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Keepers of a small menagerie at a Mexican park are looking for a mate for a lovesick giraffe after the 15-foot-tall beast tried to make love to a tree and a garden shed. The director of Central Park in Ciudad Juarez, south of the border from El Paso, Texas, said on Friday they have been looking since last month for a mate for the five-year-old giraffe, named Modesto.

    "He's driving us crazy," Juan Aragones told Reuters in a telephone interview. "He's mounted a tree, a fence and even a shed."


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  3. Mabel

    Mabel Former Member

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    Will this do?

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  4. Buzz Mills

    Buzz Mills New Member

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    That poor giraffe---we know just how he feels. Hoping they find a mate for him, and soon. Not being free to roam on the plains of Africa, this poor guy doesn't have much chance of just getting lucky once in a while.

    They need to stop keeping animals in zoos; that's extreme cruelty to a wild animal.
     
  5. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    LOL Buzz - I have never felt that deserparate to try a tree :D
     
  6. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    I think we have a winner!
     
  7. Nore

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    Maybe they could find a Camel??

    I have a warped sense of humor.I think most know I work in a store..Right after our Camel mounting story a man came into the store and bought a pack of condoms and a pack of Camels.It just threw me into laughing hysterics!!! I was able to hold off til after he left the store..
     
  8. Casshew

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    LOL... I guess his plans changed! thats a riot Nore :laugh:
     

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