Magic salary for live-in witch Anyone need a job?

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  1. Paintr

    Paintr New Member

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  3. WholeLottaRosie

    WholeLottaRosie Dancing on a moonbeam!

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    Cool. I wonder how my husband would feel about relocating to England.
     
  4. Lyn1001

    Lyn1001 In constant need of a nap

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    The article mentions that applicants will be judged on their ability to complete "witch tests". Um, what the heck is a witch test?
     
  5. Paintr

    Paintr New Member

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    Wasn't that the test where a suspected witch was tied to a dunking stool and lowered into the water. If she /he didn't drown they were considered a witch and burned at the stake. If they did drown they were considered innocent. Ooops!

    I think the future employers were being funny. At least I hope so or the position will never be filled. :D
     
  6. akashana

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    I think I've just found my calling! Except for the cat thing - I'm a dog person. Maybe they could wear a disguise?
     
  7. ThoughtElf

    ThoughtElf Former Member

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    I'm guaranteed to get this job. I have many reliable references who will confirm that I am a witch.
     
  8. SeriouslySearching

    SeriouslySearching Active Member

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    Hmmmm...how much does that equal in US currency? I love cats, can cackle with the best of them, and can pass "witch"ever tests they want me take!! LOL I come with my own hat, beautiful array of colorful capes, can do my own stage make-up complete with fake warts if they like, and can conjure up spells which would make their head spin. hehehe Where do I sign up?!
     
  9. ThoughtElf

    ThoughtElf Former Member

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    *casts the evil eye at SS*

    Step aside, Sistah. Don't make me go *itch Witch on you.

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    SeriouslySearching Active Member

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    Hahahahaha~

    Heeere Kitty, Kitty, Kitty....
     
  11. ThoughtElf

    ThoughtElf Former Member

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    Here, got you some purty flowers. Take a big sniff!

    *chortle*
     
  12. Paintr

    Paintr New Member

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    Ahem! I'm here for the job interview. If you...er...ladies would just step aside. Or else!
     
  13. ThoughtElf

    ThoughtElf Former Member

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    Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
    Send these fake wenches
    To the Hubble.

    Off to space, out of my face
    I say, "Scat!" (But I'll keep the cat)
    Eye of newt and prose of wit,
    Get thee gone. Go on, Git!

    p.s. Blessed Be! :blowkiss:
     
  14. Paintr

    Paintr New Member

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    Very clever, lol! But little verses won't save you!

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    Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I am angry.
     
  15. ThoughtElf

    ThoughtElf Former Member

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    Oooh, look at the dainty, little Baby Witch playing dress-up and shaking her nasty old green apple. She's just so dang cute!

    But, you're playing in the Big Leagues now, My Pretty.

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  16. Paintr

    Paintr New Member

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    Ewwww! Nice to see your shining face. I may look like easy prey, but remember, looks can and often are deciving. snicker:D
     
  17. Paintr

    Paintr New Member

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    OW! Shutting up now, Boss!

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    Maybe if I send her a nice PM, she'll change me back!
     
  18. ThoughtElf

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    Oh carp! Looks like SS got me, too!

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    Guess we're both outta the running and she'll get the job.
     
  19. Paintr

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    No! No! SS I meant back to how I used to look as a human.

    (But you can make 20 pounds slimmer, if it's not too much trouble :))
     
  20. GannyP

    GannyP Searching for Truth

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    You can have the job, I'm only a witch a few days out of each month.:crazy:
     

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