man accused of having sex with a chicken

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  1. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    :chicken::chicken::chicken::chicken::chicken:

    FLORIEN - A Sabine Parish man is accused of fowl play, authorities said.

    Timothy Garner, 35, of the Florien area is suspected of having sex with a chicken.

    Garner was arrested Thursday after being caught in the chicken house, Florien police Chief Herman R. Love said.

    Earlier this week, a West Monroe man was arrested accused of having sex with a pig.

    Ouachita Parish Sheriff's deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45, after his sister says she caught him with one of her three pigs.

    On Thursday, the chickens' owner heard the animals making a commotion and saw headlights outside.

    A neighbor also heard the commotion and found Garner inside the chicken house, Love said.

    Garner told the neighbor he was watching the chickens and quickly left. The neighbor wrote down the license plate number, police said.

    The chickens' owner found seven of the chickens with injuries.

    After being brought in for questioning at the Sabine Parish Sheriff's Office, Love said Garner admitted to having sex with the animal.

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  3. MysteryMomma

    MysteryMomma Inactive

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    What? He couldn't find any sheep? This is so gross, those poor chickens.
     
  4. lex

    lex Former Member

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    lol mm!
    maybe the farms around there should start handing out free blow up dolls. :(
     
  5. BirdieBoo

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    I'm sure that chicken probably must have seduced him. Did it have any DNA of any other chickens on its little chicken underpants?
     
  6. MysteryMomma

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    The chickens were sluts they asked for it...........grosss....
     
  7. vicktor

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    That man's taste in females is fowl.
    His adventure got all fowled up.

    That was a fowl place to go looking for sex.
     
  8. lex

    lex Former Member

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    very funny vicktor! lol! this one is great!, 'That man's taste in females is fowl.' :laugh:
     
  9. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Lex, flock off :D :dance:
     
  10. lex

    lex Former Member

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    fowl! fowl! lol cass! :rolleyes:
     

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