I was hesitant to post this because it's so disgusting, but I found this while reading the Baltimore Sun online. I can not believe this stuff really happens! GROSS!!! http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-semen-attack-20100804,0,1443005.story Man accused of squirting semen on shoppers at 2 Md. stores A Maryland man is accused of squirting semen from a bottle onto shoppers at two Gaithersburg stores, and police are looking for other potential victims. Michael Wayne Edwards Jr., 28, has been charged with spraying the fluid on a shopper at a Giant Food store in Gaithersburg on July 15. Police said he got the liquid on a woman and then snapped a photo of what he had done with his cell phone. Edwards has also been charged in a similar incident at a Michaels craft store, also in Gaithersburg. more at link!