Man can't explain why he cut his testicles off

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  1. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    A rugby fan who cut out his testicles with wire cutters to mark a Wales victory is at a loss to explain why he did it.

    Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champions England.

    After performing the deed, Mr Huish put his severed anatomy in a bag and took them to his local social club to show fellow fans.

    He collapsed with blood loss and was rushed to hospital but surgeons could not reattach his missing parts.

    http://www.smh.com.au/news/breaking-news/rugby-fan-cant-explain-
     
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  3. Norma

    Norma Pook

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    after reading the statement:

    After picking his testicles from the toilet bowl, he went to the social club.

    "I went in and shouted out 'I've done it!'," Mr Huish said.

    "I took my b*lls out and passed them in the bag to a friend.


    I'd have to believe that a tremendous amount of alcohol had to be involved.
     
  4. amandab

    amandab Well-Known Member

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    :sick:

    Ugh, that's just WRONG. Can you imagine being one of his friends he gave the baggie to?
     
  5. Sassygerl

    Sassygerl Active Member

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    Omg!!!!!
     
  6. MrsMush99

    MrsMush99 Former Member

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    That has got to be the sickest thing I've ever heard! :banghead:
     
  7. SewingDeb

    SewingDeb "Sorry, I'm not qualified to land the plane."

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    That would be hard to explain! What possesses people?
     
  8. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    SewingDeb.. your name on this thread made me laugh :D he could have used a SewingDeb that day!
     
  9. SewingDeb

    SewingDeb "Sorry, I'm not qualified to land the plane."

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    LOL That's very true! :D

    I wish he would explain why he took his parts to show his friends instead of going to the hospital.
     
  10. poco

    poco A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

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    I am sure he had a very good reason for it -
     
  11. amandab

    amandab Well-Known Member

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    Well, they've legalized Absinthe again, haven't they? (Only half-joking here.....)
     
  12. NewMom2003

    NewMom2003 Former Member

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    This is so bizarre. Why would someone cut off their own man berries???
     
  13. SewingDeb

    SewingDeb "Sorry, I'm not qualified to land the plane."

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    He had to be drunk or else he is one serious sports fan!!
     
  14. NewMom2003

    NewMom2003 Former Member

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    I've heard of having them served on a plate, but never in a baggie. :doh:
     
  15. Oceanbreeze

    Oceanbreeze New Member

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    Well, I guess he won't have to worry about them swinging back and forth during the next game.
     
  16. Sniffy38

    Sniffy38 New Member

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    It's just a good thing he won't be able to breed.
     
  17. kgeaux

    kgeaux New Member

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    "man berries"


    PRICELESS TERMINOLOGY!!!

    Just shared this little term with my husband and he says that is SO insulting that he cannot even comment!
     
  18. Becba

    Becba Former Member

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    I guess he was nuts and now he's not.:blushing:

    Sometimes you fel like a nut, sometimes you don't. lol
     
  19. Norma

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    I had passed the link around, and of course, we discussed this a lot today.

    Why didn't this dumbbell bleed to death? 10 minutes to heck them off with a dull snipper?
    Can't you say 'ow"? :loser:

    Why didn't this dude bleed to death? How could he not be bleeding when he made his way to the bar? Did the same bathroom he found the snipers in have a good supply of sanitary napkins they he thought to use?

    Can you imagine being the psychiatrist who has to treat this nimrod? I'd imagine that he just wants to go up to this guy and :slap: him a good one.

    Can he be put on the 'do not allow to adopt" list??
     
  20. Buzz Mills

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    I wonder how much the Wales Championship Rugby Team appreciates, having someone, THIS STUPID, as a fan. PROBABLY NOT..........
     
  21. bakerprune64

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    He can't explain why he did it because he doesn't have the balls:silenced: !
     

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