Man Falls Off Bridge While Urinating

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  1. JBean

    JBean Retired WS Administrator

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    A man who was attempting to urinate off of the Highway 77 bridge in Bloomington, Minn. was hurt after falling off the edge.

    Police got a call just before 5 a.m. Sunday from a 21-year-old man who said his friend fell off the Highway 77 bridge and into a marshy area about 30 feet belo

    http://cbs2.com/watercooler/urinating.man.injured.2.993146.html
     
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  3. Gozgals

    Gozgals New Member

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    The moral of this story would be to always keep your Johnson in your pants while on bridges! At least he wasn't wizzing out the window, that could have been dangerous too. :crazy::crazy:

    Good day
    Gozgals
     
  4. amandab

    amandab Well-Known Member

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    Given the tools they possess, men can urinate almost anywhere, and this guy chooses the side of a bridge???
     
  5. tapu

    tapu Pretty scary.

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    And it makes the national news? Poor sucker....
     
  6. Tichad3

    Tichad3 Happy to be a Busy-body

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    Too funny!!!!
     
  7. sassy_texasbelle2

    sassy_texasbelle2 Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit

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    Yikes...Big pickup...Big mirror way too close...Ugh
     
  8. Ms.Heather

    Ms.Heather New Member

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    Haha really. Men have the luxury of being able to just pee anywhere. Sometimes I get jealous of H when we are out in the tractor. LOL.

    I bet this guy was drunk.
     
  9. Paintr

    Paintr New Member

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    Gives a whole new meaning to the words ' I gotta gooooooooooooooooo!' :laugh::laugh:
     
  10. poco

    poco A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

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    Wonder if he falls down often when he pulls it out.
     
  11. Law_girl41

    Law_girl41 Former Member

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    He must wizz like my dog does! LMAO! We have to bath him everyother day, my oldest actually takes him in the shower with him to make it easier. He pees on his front legs because he isnt watching what he is doing. The guy probably slipped on his own pee!!
     

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