Man robs store wearing flower pot as disguise, wielding chainsaw

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  1. LinasK

    LinasK Verified insider- Mark Dribin case

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    Posted: 9:22 a.m. Wednesday, Feb. 12, 2014
    IPSWICH, Australia —
    If there were awards for such things, an Australian teen would assuredly win the prize for most unique robbery attempt.
    According to the Queensland Times, police were called to a local 7-Eleven store after reports that a chainsaw-wielding suspect, wearing a flowerpot on his head to disguise his identity, made a memorable attempt to rob the store. more at link: http://www.wftv.com/news/news/chain...nt_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners2
     
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  3. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he was just trying to "get back to his roots"... :waitasec:

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  4. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he was robbing a 7-11 because being a florist just wasn't "cutting it"?

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  5. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    Soooo... this "budding" Texas Chainsaw Massacre-ist was carrying a chainsaw, and wearing a flower pot on his head... and nothing else? :behind:

    Seems he will be the "butt' of a lot of jokes from now on.... :behind:
     
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    Maybe he was just trying to dispel the myth that potheads don't commit violent crimes.
     
  7. Linda7NJ

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    Oh what I wouldn't give to see a video !!!


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  8. TrackerSam

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    He's a blooming idiot.
     
  9. crystalgenie

    crystalgenie New Member

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    This is his acting debut for "World's Dumbest Criminals.."
     
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    Mystymiss New Member

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    Wonder if he is really in to drugs! Stupid Pot Head....
     
  11. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    I wonder what his excuse (defense) will be...

    I bet it will be full of "fertilizer"...

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  12. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    I heard he rode a bike to the scene of the crime...


    And expected to just "petal" away... :doh:

    :bicycle:
     
  13. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if he "planted" any evidence...

    Hoping to frame this crime on some other poor "sap"...

    :sleuth:
     
  14. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    Hey, deranged chainsaw wielding, plant pot wearing thief! :dj:

    The 80's called... :phone:

    DEVO said they want their hat back! :furious:
     
  15. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if his friends always knew his head was just filled with "sod"?

    :waitasec:
     
  16. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    So the perp was wielding a chain saw...

    Hmmm....

    I wonder if he was just trying to "slash" prices?

    :twocents: $$$
     
  17. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    Maybe he just cracked after always being a "wall flower".... :crazy:
     
  18. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    Seems he didn't learn good manners when he was a child in the "nursery"... :baby:
     
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    Steely Dan Former Member

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    :laughcry:

    :floorlaugh:

    :drumroll:
     
  20. TrackerSam

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    Another Devo fan gone gangsta.
     
  21. IHAVENOCLUE

    IHAVENOCLUE Well-Known Member

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    :silly:

    Such a sad development...:cry:

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