Man Severs Own Penis~Throws it at Cops

Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by IdahoMom, Mar 17, 2006.

  1. IdahoMom

    IdahoMom Former Member

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    :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:

    http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

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    Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis. Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
     
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  3. j2mirish

    j2mirish Former Member

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    he showed them!!!!!!!!!!!! :crazy: :crazy: :doh:
     
  4. Marine Mom

    Marine Mom New Member

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    Hope nobody stepped on it. :rolleyes:
     
  5. PaperDoll

    PaperDoll When I'm Silent, I make the most sense

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    GEEEZ, why reattach it? It's probably usless anyways... :silenced: The things people do :doh:
     
  6. j2mirish

    j2mirish Former Member

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    he was distraught of girlfriend problems...........he aint seen distraught yet!!!!!!!
    or girlfriend problems.....:dance:
     
  7. PaperDoll

    PaperDoll When I'm Silent, I make the most sense

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    I would think that the nerves are damaged, then again, what do I know MEDICALLY about a penis..hehe.. I know the "ins and outs" of it in an intimate setting, along with a few other things... :blushing: :blushing: hehe :hand:
     
  8. englishleigh

    englishleigh Authentic Southern Belle

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    Can you say "hopped up on drugs"?
     
  9. Mare

    Mare New Member

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    PD...You are too much! Thanks...I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! :clap:

    Mare
     
  10. bakerprune64

    bakerprune64 Former Member

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    EEEEYOOOOWWWWWWW! All I can say!
     
  11. j2mirish

    j2mirish Former Member

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    hope he enjoyed it, could be a long time before he is hopped UP again !
     
  12. bakerprune64

    bakerprune64 Former Member

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    BWaaahahahahhahaha, that was a good one.
     
  13. Valinda

    Valinda "Each of us is different...expect it, respect it,

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    I guess he thought turning himself into a girl would help him understand his girlfriend better.
     
  14. englishleigh

    englishleigh Authentic Southern Belle

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    Bahahahaa!! :clap: :clap: :dance: :dance:
     
  15. ISPTRAX

    ISPTRAX New Member

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    Good LORD! This guy had balls! And that's ALL! He and the soccer nut who cut his nutz off should get together and compare notes! :doh:
     
  16. less0305

    less0305 The face is familiar, but I can't quite remember m

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    Funny story that happened to me.....

    I worked at a major metropolitan police department and a gentleman checked into a motel one night and cut off one of his own testicles with an ejackto (sp?) knife and then called 911. Of course, our officers respond and ambulances and they take him to the hospital. This was the SECOND time he had done this. He had already cut off one in a previous incident. He was doing his own sex change operation one piece at a time!!!!!

    Anyway......next morning after his little "operation" he calls the Police Chief's office where I answer the phone. He wanted to know where IT was and could he have it b-a-c-k!!!!!!!! I very calmly replied, "I'll transfer you to evidence." I had no idea where IT was and didn't care, but I just wanted to get off the phone with him. I've always wondered if he kept them in a little bottle like my mom did her kidney stones!!!!!! :eek:
     
  17. Mabel

    Mabel Former Member

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    It's been a long time since we've had a good penis story. I miss those days.
     
  18. cathieq

    cathieq New Member

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    And I bet the county had to pay for the surgery because he was peni-less, huh? They should have left it on the sidewalk...would have given us one less to worry about.
     
  19. bakerprune64

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    OMG, Less! It's an EXACTO knife...ejackto hahahahaha. I'm not laughing at you, it's just taht the play on words is priceless!!
     
  20. deanws

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    LOL.....Still LOL....Crying laughing so hard. :D
     
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    LOL to everyone who has responded to this thread . Y'all are funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :) :D
     

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