Man's erection becomes tourist attraction

Discussion in 'Bizarre and Off-Beat News' started by Casshew, Mar 18, 2004.

  1. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    A man has become a tourist attraction in the Dominican Republic after admitting himself to hospital with an erection that had lasted six days.

    Staff at Jose Maria Cabral and Baez hospital in Villa Gonzalez said nurses, doctors and members of the public had turned up to glimpse his predicament for themselves.

    Terra reports that unfortunate Igancio Cabrera, 25, was told by doctors that urgent surgery was required because untreated the condition could have left him impotent.


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  3. poco

    poco A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

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    Surgery???????????????

    Someone should have just flicked it real hard with their fingers - that usually works.......... bahahahahahaha!!!!
     
  4. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    OR a pencil :)

    Just flick it with a pencil ~ that does the trick!
     
  5. freemoment

    freemoment Inactive

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    hahahaa! you guys crack me up!
    I have been reading WS for a while but I have finally found the thread that really entertains me.
    thanks for finding these great stories! :)
     
  6. indigomood

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    the nurse in me feels obligated to post this...

    Priapism... Persistent, usually painful erection of the penis, especially as a consequence of disease and not related to sexual arousal.
    http://www.emedicine.com/med/topic1908.htm

    the jokster in me feels compelled to respond...

    HOT DAMN... a hard on to die for!! :D
     
  7. LinnieB

    LinnieB Former Member

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    Six days ? Wowwwww :crazy:
     
  8. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Hey Linnie - I bet your hubby can beat that.... (I mean the record) LOL
     
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    In one of the commercials for a new male potency drug they warn that you should see your doctor if your erection doesn't go down after 4 days. Wouldn't that be more of an advertisment than a warning?
     
  10. Casshew

    Casshew Former Member

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    Uhhh.. what was the name of that drug again...?

    *making my shopping list*
     
  11. scandi

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    My Gawd, how flippin' Hilarious! Can you imagine cutting into an engorged penis? What a mess that would be, cause if it was really hard I don't think a turnaquit {sp} would work! BaHaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa

    Operate - gee, I wonder what they would do in the operation? Drain it of blood! BaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


    I can't type anymore, my eyes filled up with tears from laughing so hard!!!!



    Scandi
     
  12. poco

    poco A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

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    They called in the specialist, they called in the nurses, theY called in the anesthesiologist to anesthetize the patient - then they FLICKED IT WITH THEIR FINGERS!!!!!! Bahahahahaha
     
  13. indigomood

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    maybe this will work :eek: suck, suck, suck BLOW
     
  14. poco

    poco A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

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    Did it work?
     
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    indigomood Active Member

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    I don't know, nice girls don't do that... but that smily icon might!!!!
     
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    Gabby The Gabster

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    Somehow, Cass, you finding this story didn't surprise me esp. with all the talk about your cooch in the Parking Lot Bar.... LOL
     

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