For the second time in a month, police in Salisbury, Md., are investigating a report of a man glued to a toilet seat. The latest incident happened Sunday night at Wal-Mart. An employee found the 20-year-old man stuck to the seat and banging on a wall for help. The man was treated at a local hospital. Late in the evening on April Fool's Day, a man got glued to a seat at a local Denny's restaurant. http://www.click2houston.com/news/9153267/detail.html Apparently his momma didn't teach him how to aim at the toilet rather than actually sit on it. You never know what kind of disease you can catch from a toilet seat. Like my momma told me...what she says is gospel.